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15 October 2014
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IF YOU NEED A MISTRESS RING THE BELL

by Market Harborough Royal British Legion

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Market Harborough Royal British Legion
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Bernard Halsall, MC
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Frinton, Suffolk
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Army
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A6088980
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10 October 2005

This story is submitted to the People鈥檚 War site by a member of Market Harborough Branch, Royal British Legion on behalf of Bernard Halsall, MC and has been added to the site with his permission. Mr Halsall fully understands the site鈥檚 terms and conditions.

In June 1940 I became a member of a 鈥淔lying Column鈥. This consisted of around 30 soldiers 鈥淪tanding To鈥 one hour either side of dusk and again an hour either side of dawn, with a 鈥渃harabanc鈥 alongside. This vehicle was the 鈥渇lying part鈥 of the set-up. We 鈥渟tood to鈥 on our own parade ground, ready to embus and drive off to meet the invading Germans. Most of us had a Lee Enfield rifle and 5 rounds of ammo. This was how England was defended in those days.

After about 3 weeks of this routine and no sign of the enemy, we were moved to the nearest coast, to a small town called Frinton. All the inhabitants had been evacuated so it was like a ghost town.

We were billeted in the local Primary School, which was about 300 yards from the beach, and no doubt our presence at the Front deterred Hitler from his evil intent. Everything in the school was very small to suit the small pupils - small chairs, small tables, and of course small toilets.

Imagine the thoughts of an 18 year old Virgin Soldier who having safely negotiated the difficulty of settling on the small seat saw in large letters on the door facing him:

IF YOU NEED A MISTRESS RING THE BELL

No wonder Hitler did not invade!

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