The Cat's Prayer
Oh Lord, you've made me nice and fat
A ginger, stripey, well fed cat.
You've given me a good warm house,
A scratching post, a squeaky mouse.
There's food and water in my dish -
Sometimes chicken, sometimes fish.
But Lord I have a dreadful owner
I need you please to pick a bone wi'her (!?!)
I hear her muttering, "That cat!"
And giving off about this and that
Like cast-off fur on all her clothes
And ginger hairs each place she goes
And plucked settees and chewed up plants
How dare she go off on these rants?
Her arrogance - it makes me laugh.
Lord please remind her - she's just staff.
Sent in Anonymously
Rhythm 'n' Rhyme Showcase
Al Smyth - Reflections
Alice McGuiness - Each and Every One of Us
Anonymous - Trish and Jo on the Hugo Show
Anonymous - The Cat's Prayer
Anonymous - Radio Ulster Prayer
Anonymous - The Hairdresser's Prayer
Carolann North - Drinking by Woods on a Snowy Evening
Colin T Mercer - How I Start Each Day
Dan Eggs - Work
Daniel Egede - Work
Edward Robinson - Knackered
Emma Jones - The Storm
Emma Jones - Working
Geraldine McMullan - The Plumber's Daughter
Jean Vance - A Silent Cry
Jennifer M Frew - Serenity
Louise Mercer - Birds
Paul Jeffcutt - In Employment
Peter King - Rathlin
Neil Joseph Burns - On A Girl Trying to Maintain Her Dignity
Neil Joseph Burns - The Night Weaver
Sean Mullin - 3722
Steve Ormsby - To War, To Death
Vincent Marmion - At the Bar
Vincent Marmion - Overpowering
Vincent Marmion - The Party After the Funeral
The ´óÏó´«Ã½ will showcase as many of your submissions as possible but we cannot guarantee that all submissions will be published.
