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Name: Richard Lyons

Age: 61

Species: Human

Appearance: Untroubled, if left alone

Natural habitat: In the garden - not actually gardening, just sitting around

Specialist subject: English test cricket (bit hazy on anything prior to 1882 though)

Secret skills: Can locate Radio 4 Long Wave on any analogue radio within six seconds

Favourite colour: Sky blue. A man who lives for the summer, however brief it is.

Most commonly used phrase: ‘Ask your mother’

Could be represented in confection by: Victoria sponge - straightforward. And with raspberry jam in the middle, nothing fussy

Fear Factor: 4