Margaret Lyons
Margaret Lyons is played by Jan Francis
Name: Margaret Lyons
If she can’t see green, that might mean she’s in an urban area, and that would never do.Margaret Lyons
Age: 62. And no, she’s not one of those silly women who lies about her age, so don’t you dare add a couple of years on.
Species: Human
Appearance: Neat, understated. Has never slouched or worn bright colours, not even in the 1970s.
Natural habitat: In other people’s business
Specialist subject: Other people’s failings and inadequacies
Secret skills: Actually better at assembling flat-pack furniture than her husband, but she doesn’t tell him because she knows he enjoys it
Favourite colour (& why): Green. If she can’t see green, that might mean she’s in an urban area, and that would never do.
Most commonly used phrase: ‘Don’t ask silly questions’
Could be represented in confection by: A lemon drizzle. Sweet but with an acidic bite.
Fear Factor: 7