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Margaret Lyons

Margaret Lyons is played by Jan Francis

Name: Margaret Lyons

If she can’t see green, that might mean she’s in an urban area, and that would never do.
Margaret Lyons

Age: 62. And no, she’s not one of those silly women who lies about her age, so don’t you dare add a couple of years on.

Species: Human

Appearance: Neat, understated. Has never slouched or worn bright colours, not even in the 1970s.

Natural habitat: In other people’s business

Specialist subject: Other people’s failings and inadequacies

Secret skills: Actually better at assembling flat-pack furniture than her husband, but she doesn’t tell him because she knows he enjoys it

Favourite colour (& why): Green. If she can’t see green, that might mean she’s in an urban area, and that would never do.

Most commonly used phrase: ‘Don’t ask silly questions’

Could be represented in confection by: A lemon drizzle. Sweet but with an acidic bite.

Fear Factor: 7