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Slurping, Singing and Sprinkling

William recounts a traumatic cinema faus pax from his student days.

• 12 mins

Help I Knocked Out My Driving Instructor

Jordan is totally over stag dos and William has been successfully decorated.

• 38 mins

Tiramisu, Classical Tunes and Hot Tub Twinks

Jordan鈥檚 colonic date is fast approaching and William's making a correction!

• 11 mins

Help I'm Going Innuendo Free

William faces one of the hardest challenges of his life and Jordan's on the turbo wine!

• 40 mins

Car Calendars, Colonics and TV Curses

The tour countdown is on! But Jordan is missing one key piece of information.

• 17 mins

Help I Sharted In Peru

A certain monotone Executive Producer is back from his travels!

• 42 mins

Lies, Lies and More Lies

It's very tense in the studio and it's all Producer Ben's fault.

• 18 mins

Help We鈥檙e Edging Towards The Tour

It鈥檚 tour week! And in preparation the boys have a few theatre and cinema dilemmas.

• 44 mins

Saturday Morning, Sitges and Swears

The boys are back in the studio!

• 16 mins

Help I Hate Your Speaker

William鈥檚 angry at speakerphone users and Jordan calmly tells us about his Bliss Hour.

• 37 mins

Platform Potato Peelers, Puppy Love, and Podcast Babies

William and Jordan are helping a G&Diva through active childbirth.

• 14 mins

Help I鈥檓 Fel Ching

William has news about his brush with the law, and Jordan brings us a parent update.

• 36 mins

Births, Burials and Brisk Searches

Lots of G&Divas have told us about the strange places they鈥檝e listened to the podcast.

• 13 mins

Help You Gave Me The Thumb

William questions whether a thumbs up emoji is an innocent response or a sarky jibe.

• 39 mins

Colouring Books, Classy Clinking and Childhood Catastrophes

The boys want to see your artistic creations!

• 20 mins

Help I鈥檓 A Doggy In Disguise

The boys are called upon to help a listener keep their puppy lifestyle under wraps.

• 45 mins

Chloronics, Clit Bang and Chester Drawers

Lots of G&Divas have been in touch with the words and phrases they鈥檝e muddled up.

• 18 mins

Help I鈥檝e Offended A Nun

Nun鈥檚 the word in the Jolly Joke and a surprising harp-related dilemma.

• 44 mins

Daily Luxuries, DuckTales and Dame Julie Andrews

William has decided to build his own Luxury Hour based on your delightful suggestions.

• 18 mins

Help I Stole A Dead Dog

We hear about the deathly consequences of stealing other people鈥檚 luggage on a train.

• 31 mins

Sporting Fixtures, The Sleeping Forecast and Summer Neckerchiefs

William's busy keeping up with the football and tennis.

• 22 mins

Help Producer Ben Is Engaged

The Sexted wedding bells are soon to be ringing again and this time it鈥檚 for Ben and Cat!

• 42 mins

Book Club, Blowing Kisses and Ball Questions

Jordan shares his holiday reads in the Sexted book club and William's throwing insults.

• 26 mins

Help My Grandparents Are Nudists

The boys hear about the dangers of rummaging through your Grandparents鈥� belongings.

• 45 mins

Sports Days, Spirits and Soggy Biscuits

The G&Divas suggest a few activities for a Sexted Sports Day!

• 18 mins

Help William Vetoed The Episode Title

William's embracing the "Brat Summer" and Jordan is preparing for a couple of visitors.

• 42 mins

Chocolate Straws, Confrontational Accents, and Chafing Chefs

Jordan鈥檚 testing his sucking prowess as he experiments with the KitKat straw method.

• 21 mins

Help I Picked Up A Tato With My Tots

A listener shares a toe-tally bizarre story about their brother's new girlfriend.

• 46 mins

Jordans Scribbles, Stinky Pits, and Betty Swallocks

What is Jordan doodling when William鈥檚 talking?

• 16 mins

Help He Heard Our Naughty Nickname

Jordan鈥檚 got a new nickname for William and there's plenty more of your dilemmas.

• 43 mins