大象传媒

FEELING REJECTED AND UNLOVED BY ADAM AND JOE?

Are your painstakingly crafted emails and texts relegated to the BIN?

Do you start to faintly resent anyone else who's email gets read out?

Feeling a post-show depression?

Have strange chunks of time gone missing from your life? ( 3 hours, about 9-12? )

Do you feel emotionally manipulated into doing socially controversial things that you want to resist but you just cant seem to break free?

Do you find yourself thinking, 鈥淭his isn鈥檛 right, I shouldn鈥檛 be placing a pan on my head at 9:15 in the morning?鈥�...

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It's about time someone put a stop to their reign of terror. Although, I do chuckle. Am I partly responsible? I am. I am a cog in the evil clock that is Adam and Joe's self-aggrandising game of listener 'to-the-death' text matching and overly complicated 'competitions', which, by the very nature of the prize, are intended for bored students in London!

Note to editor... that was a confused and overloaded metaphor. It makes no sense. This is probably why I don't get my texts read out. Thus Ad and Joe are innocent! The internet... it all happened so quickly!

(This response can be found in a similar form on other communication forums)

Innocent? They egg us onward and upward.

All that implicit 'this is not a competition' stuff. OF COURSE its a competition!

My poor fragile eggshell brain is cracking under the pressure of all this interactivity.

It's revolution then.

The Saltman is first against the wall.

(Possible Solution: The 大象传媒 could give them another show on a Sunday. On air for as long as it takes to get through all listener communications. Wouldn't take too long for this new competition eh? Ha ha ha HAAA! *and rest*)

I'm annoyed because I'm part way through doing my competition entry and someone else has done one almost EXACTLY the same as what I am working on. :( I might still finish it but it will be a bit unoriginal now. Oh well I should have done it faster I guess!

Could you film it again with your clothes on back to front? - I bet that would swing it!!

This is a sanctioned interjection by quiet squadron.

We stand for all thi.... I've said too much.

MsInvisble, film it naked, that should light up their pubescent senses of fun.

I'm posting this in the wrong place, cos there's nowhere else to put it, but Thank you thank you thank you A&J for that the best little podcast outro ever. I wanted more of Treading on the fairy, but it probably would have killed me. If anyone noticed a car in New Zealand with two people in tears laughing, that was us. Sorry if we ran over your dog/goat/gran, but A&J made us do it.

And they swear more on the radio here too, and like Aus. the kids are more polite. I'm in trouble now, I've compared the Kiwis to the Aussies.

Ooh, just to make it relevant, I think all your entries are fantastic, but I vote for the wonderful harmonies of the Cornish ladies or the chap on the loo (Ben I think). He was full of fantasticness.

Oh, and as a reward, I'm going to send you (A&J, not Ben) a little story about petty officiousness (word? not sure, sounds good anyway) that will make your bloods boil.

Did anyone get lucky with their tix?

@ webname - I was wondering the same thing - if anyone has heard that the ticket ballot has been carried out can they post on here, please? The lack of contact makes me think I didn't get a ticket :(

People have started Tweeting about their tix - looks like it's done.

I have been chosen! The claw, the claw!

Hey all, have an amazing time at the prom-prom-proms today. I am so jealous!! I didn鈥檛 even apply because I couldn鈥檛 come, two trips to London in a fortnight sadly just not do-able for me, I鈥檓 already going to see Grizzly Bear next week! (I may attempt Stephenage. For goodness鈥� sake, reply if you鈥檙e there too or I鈥檒l feel like a complete idiothole. I鈥檒l do the same for you!)

Hope we can see some of what goes on, here on the web at some point?

I鈥檒l eat some chill cake / chocolate / whatever the station has to offer, at the appropriate time, and think of you all. ENVY!