Pure poetry...
Mind you, I did play Rock Bottom in all its cheesy Eurovision glory. It was funny to hear it again but sadly, unlike Jim on the text, I suspect that none of us have ever had Lynsey de Paul make us a bacon sandwich. Jane Asher did once have to use Miss B's loo but that's as close as we get.
Tomorrow's show was meant to be titled 'rhyme crimes' however I have a problem with that title as the cheesy rhymes that drive some folk wild are the ones that I actually love. Whether you think they are criminal acts or works of genius then get in touch with the best of them.
Comment number 1.
At 20th Mar 2012, Scotch Get wrote:WEDNESDAY
听
"Kansas City star,
That's what I are,
Yodel-eidel-ay,
You oughtta see my car!"
听
Kansas City Star - Roger Miller
Keep it Country!
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Comment number 2.
At 20th Mar 2012, Rex Titter wrote:"I got a lot to say, I got a lot to say, I got a lot to say. I can't remember now, I can't remember now, I can't remember now."
'Got Alot To Say' ----- The Ramones
poetic license ...
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Comment number 3.
At 20th Mar 2012, Rex Titter wrote:ok ... steward's enquiry ... same time, alphabetic order kicks in ..... shirley?
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At 20th Mar 2012, Scotch Get wrote:听
heehee!
A. Git
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Comment number 5.
At 20th Mar 2012, Rex Titter wrote:titter titter
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Comment number 6.
At 20th Mar 2012, Scotch Get wrote:听
Mandi takes advantage of Miss Babs' absence to add another 15 points to her total.
Eight shows to go until the winner is declared!
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Comment number 7.
At 20th Mar 2012, Scotch Get wrote:听
Adam,
Dionne Warwick spends a lot of time in Brazil. Are y'all neighbours?
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Comment number 8.
At 20th Mar 2012, Rex Titter wrote:"Write on the cross at the head of my grave
For women and whusky here lies a poor slave
Take warning dear stranger take warning dear friend
Then write in big letters these words at the end ...
Cigareets and whuskey and wild wild women
They'll drive you crazy they'll drive you insane"
.......... The Sons of the Pioneers
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Comment number 9.
At 20th Mar 2012, henri hannah wrote:Anyone know who tonight's producer was?
And, is Dionne Warwick gay?
thanks
henri
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Comment number 10.
At 20th Mar 2012, Scotch Get wrote:听
1) see #6
2) I think not, but I know why you felt the need to ask.
>8-D
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Comment number 11.
At 20th Mar 2012, Madmacfaeclydebank wrote:Here's an indictment we're all going to run from...
Whoa, Black Betty, ram a lam, whoa, Black Betty.
Black Betty had a child, ram a lam, damn thing gone wild!
Who's suggesting these themes, is this not kinda like ear-worms???
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Comment number 12.
At 20th Mar 2012, JuliefromEdinburgh wrote:Young MC - 'Know How'
I'll treat 'em like doublemint gum and start chewin'
"I spit 'em out when the flavour's gone
And I repeat the chewin' practice 'til the break of dawn"
"I got know-how...and I'm chillin', never illin'
In my mouth I got two fillin's...whatever!"
Love this track though...really funky...like the sampling of the 'Theme From Shaft'
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Comment number 13.
At 20th Mar 2012, JuliefromEdinburgh wrote:Oh dear...what can I say...this is just completely full of cringeworthy rhymes...but it's quite a jolly wee tune...
'Recycle Michael' - P.D.Dewhurst (trivia item...he's 6'7" tall)
Sure Ian Anderson's played this.
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Comment number 14.
At 20th Mar 2012, Scotch Get wrote:听
On the flute?
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Comment number 15.
At 20th Mar 2012, JuliefromEdinburgh wrote:#14 yes dear...
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Comment number 16.
At 20th Mar 2012, gaie wrote:#6 there were points awarded for this evening's dross?
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Comment number 17.
At 20th Mar 2012, Scotch Get wrote:听
*sigh*
Playing a song requested by Scotch Git = 10 points
Playing a Country song (regardless of requester) = 5 points
Ergo, playing a Country song requested by Scotch Git = 15 points
P.S. March Bonus! Throughout March, a bonus 5 points will be awarded for Country songs requested by Scotch Git, giving a total of 20 points towards the grand prize of a CHOCOLATE EGG
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Comment number 18.
At 20th Mar 2012, Scotch Get wrote:听
N.B. Competition open to Get It On producers ONLY!
Bambi killers need not apply.
;o)
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Comment number 19.
At 20th Mar 2012, DC wrote:Look at the brick wal gravestone where some kid sprayed,
Saying nobody could be bothered to rule here ok
Don't believe what you see on tv
There's no romance for Joey in the city....
Joey's on the street again -The Boomtown Rats
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Comment number 20.
At 20th Mar 2012, Glen Miller wrote:Why did they write a song about a kangaroo?
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Comment number 21.
At 20th Mar 2012, ines wrote:I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha) I wanna, (ha)
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah
If you want my future, forget my past
If you wanna get with me, better make it fast
Now don't go wasting my precious time
Get your act together we could be just fine
Spice gills - rhyme kills
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Comment number 22.
At 20th Mar 2012, DC wrote:#20 Geldof didn't give a XXXX for marsupials
He just wanted your Koalas
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Comment number 23.
At 20th Mar 2012, henri hannah wrote:#16
23 tracks were played tonight, which ones do you think were dross?
I counted 6 that were obvious. The other 17 I had either never heard before or felt weren't obvious or populist choices. I'm not saying they reflected my taste, just that they weren't obvious, at least, not to me.
17 points Mandi, highest score yet.
regardez youse
henri
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Comment number 24.
At 21st Mar 2012, paolopablo wrote:My love for you is immeasurable
My respect for you immense
You're ageless timelees lace and fineness
You're beauty and elegense
And then we get
You're celtic united
But baby i've decited
Youre the best team i've ever seen
If i remember rightly he also manages to rhyme 'play' with 'me'
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Comment number 25.
At 21st Mar 2012, Scotch Get wrote:听
Please pardon the grammar.
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Comment number 26.
At 21st Mar 2012, gaie wrote:#23 haven't time to list them all. The Cash/Dylan one was dire, the Gotye one is rapidly becoming this year's Pop Corn, the first two didn't seem to have any sort of actual tune, Rock Bottom is a fair description of itself, Morecame and Wise - oh please.
'These comments are entirely my own and not in any way representative of the views of the blog, the general public or the 大象传媒.'
of course a large CHOCOLATE EGG would give sufficient sugar rush to allow me to think that this was a delightful and eclectic mix.
However, the class monitor says no.
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Comment number 27.
At 21st Mar 2012, norriemaclean wrote:Great show last night, and this is a fun little theme.
"ripping off stars from his face
funky little boat race"
Mott The Hoople - All The Young Dudes
How many points for the wee Glam gem Mr Arbiter Of Taste?
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Comment number 28.
At 21st Mar 2012, Glen Miller wrote:I was staying at the Marriott
With Jesus and John Wayne
I was waiting for a chariot
They were waiting for a train
The sky was full of carrion
"I'll take the mazuma"
Said Jesus to Marion
"That's the 3:10 to Yuma
..." - Warren Zevon
A tongue in cheek look at the inevitability of death with a nice 12 string hook.
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Comment number 29.
At 21st Mar 2012, norriemaclean wrote:#28 brilliant. Did you know that...never mind.
#27 Boat race = face. Darn no points on the Henri clapometer.
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Comment number 30.
At 21st Mar 2012, Glen Miller wrote:29
Yeah it's a mighty long way down rock'n'roll
From the Liverpool docks to the Hollywood Bowl
I always liked too
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Comment number 31.
At 21st Mar 2012, Scotch Get wrote:#27
Nice legs! (Shame about the boat race).
>8-D
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Comment number 32.
At 21st Mar 2012, Alfaeraferry wrote:' I was working part time in the five and dime
My boss was Mr. McGee
He told me several times that he didn't like my kind
'Cause I was a bit too leisurely '
A bit harsh, just cos he was busy doin' somethin' close to nuthin'
Raspberry Beret / Prince
Al.
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Comment number 33.
At 21st Mar 2012, mikeshropshire wrote:Not sure whether to blame Billy Bragg or Johnny Marr for this howler.... I would like to think that the bard of Barking was made of sterner stuff, but maybe it was an off day...
Sexuality: (Bragg/Marr)
I look like Rober De Niro
I drive a Mitsubishi Zero.
Lads, lads... please!!!
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Comment number 34.
At 21st Mar 2012, patrick mccafferty wrote:Lydia, oh Lydia, that encyclo-pidia.
The pumps dont work cause the vandals took the handles,
I said "do you speak-a my language ?" He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich,
Dont know much about algebra, dont know what a slide rule is for
I dont want to see a ghost, its a sight that i'd fear most, I'd rather have a piece of toast,
So wild, standing there with her hands in her hair
The colours of the rainbow, so pretty in the sky, are also on the faces of people going by
I'm gonna take two weeks gonna have a fine vacation. I'm gonna take my problems to the United Nations
They took all the trees put 'em in a tree museum. And they charged the people a dollar and a half just to see 'em
Well I nearly 'bout starved to death down in Memphis I run out of money and luck. So I bummed me a ride down to Macon Georgia On a overloaded poultry truck
How many times have the weatherman told you stories that made you laugh? You know its not unlike the politicians and leaders, when they do things by half
We'll go to Yonkers where true love conquers
The weekend at the college didnt turn out like you planned. The things that pass for knowledge I cant understand
I don't have digital I don't have diddly squat It's not having what you want It's wanting what you've got
Oh, I could hide 'neath the wings Of the bluebird as she sings
Near a tree by a river there's a hole in the ground where an old man of aran goes around and around
Mr Green is so serene, He's got a tv in every room
From 9 till 5 I have to spend my time at work, The job is really boring, I'm an office clerk
Power from the needle to the plastic, am, fm I feel so ecstatic
She's got a sister and god only knows how I've missed her On the palm of her hand is a blister
Locked up inside my opium den Surrounded by some china men I'd sing the song that I sang then
They seek him here, they seek him there, His clothes are loud, but never square.
And while lennon read a book of marx, The quartet practiced in the park, And we sang dirges in the dark
On a morning from a Bogart movie, in a country where they turn back time, You go strolling through the crowd like Peter Lorre contemplating a crime
Today I don't need a replacement I'll tell them what the smile on my face meant
Lord knows the cold wind blows it鈥檒l turn your head around. Well, there鈥檚 hours of time on the telephone line to talk about things to come Sweet dreams and flying machines in pieces on the ground
When your world is full of strange arrangements and gravity wont pull you through, you know youre missing out on something. well that something depends on you
Everybody's making love and no one really cares. There's nazis in the bathroom just below the stairs.
The way that we cheered, whenever our team was scoring a touchdown
The time that the floor fell out of my car, when I put the clutch down
I'm down the lane on Sunday morning, hungover and forever yawning
i'm a little shy, I like to stay homeo, Shakespeare's my guy. Julie and Romeo
Look at that mountain look at those trees Look at that bum over there, man He's down on his knees
Rolling like thunder under the covers
Now if I appear to be carefree, It's only to camouflage my sadness
And honey to shield my pride I try to cover this hurt with a show of gladness
Gonna write a Classic, gonna write it in an attic
.....What a tale my thoughts could tell Just like an old time movie 'Bout a ghost from a wishin' well
Abra-abra-cadabra I want to reach out and grab ya
Take me down to the paradise city Where the grass is green And the girls are pretty
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Comment number 35.
At 21st Mar 2012, Glen Miller wrote:A tinkling piano in the next apartment
Those stumbling words that told you what my heart meant
If there was some way to link him to the national grid
Our power needs could be met by The McCafferty Kid
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Comment number 36.
At 21st Mar 2012, Scotch Get wrote:WEDNESDAY
听
"We're as common as muck.
Buona fortuna! Vaya con Dios! Good luck!
Where bold is beautiful we don't give a damn...
Love a duck!
We're as common as muck!"
听
Common as Muck - Ian Dury
Well, it almost rhymes.......
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Comment number 37.
At 21st Mar 2012, henri hannah wrote:#34
I think it's 'And while Lenin read a book on Marx' ...
Although a profound reader, if John did indeed read about Marx then it was doubtless about Groucho:-))
regardez - youse
henri
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Comment number 38.
At 21st Mar 2012, henri hannah wrote:Out in the mezzanine
On the arm of a dumb marine
Her beauty looks out like a trailer
Norman Mailer
Waits to nail her
He's under the bed
And he's waiting for her to be dead
He's out on the patio
With his polaroid and scenario
And he's armed and he's dangerously....
Somewhere In Hollywood - 10CC
regardez youse
henri
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Comment number 39.
At 21st Mar 2012, henri hannah wrote:If you want a lover
I'll do anything you ask me to
And if you want another kind of love
I'll wear a mask for you
If you want a partner
Take my hand
Or if you want to strike me down in anger
Here I stand
I'm your man
If you want a boxer
I will step into the ring for you
And if you want a doctor
I'll examine every inch of you
If you want a driver
Climb inside
Or if you want to take me for a ride
You know you can
I'm your man
I'm Your Man - Leonard Cohen
regardez youse
henri
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Comment number 40.
At 21st Mar 2012, Adam_from_Rio wrote:When thinking lyrics my first stop is always ABC
All of my Heart
鈥淎dd and subtract
But as a matter of fact
Now that you're gone I still want you back鈥
Look of Love
鈥淚f you judge a book by the cover
Then you judge the look by the lover
I hope you'll soon recover
Me, I go from one extreme to another鈥
And of course there is the majestic
That Was Then But This Is Now
鈥淔ruit鈥檚 grown rotten on the bough
Reap what you sow, with a counterfeit plough
More sacrifices than an aztec priest
Standing here straining at that leash
Can鈥檛 complain, musn鈥檛 grumble
Help yourself to another piece of apple crumble
Hearts of oak are charged and blistered
Russians should be baby-sitted
Americans enlisted鈥
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Comment number 41.
At 21st Mar 2012, Adam_from_Rio wrote:#7
I believe she does have a place here. Not sure where though. I'll have a look out for her next time Im doing the messages.
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Comment number 42.
At 21st Mar 2012, Alfaeraferry wrote:Rhyme crime maybe,but there ain't no rhyme for oranges....
Al.
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Comment number 43.
At 21st Mar 2012, Alfaeraferry wrote:There's a big toga party tonight down at Delta Chi
they've got Canadian bacon on their pizza pie
they've got a cooler for cold Coronas and Amstel lights
It's like were all livin' in a big ol' cup
just fire up the blender, mix it all up
It's a French kiss, Italian ice
margaritas in the moonlight
just another American Saturday night
American Saturday Night / Brad Paisley
Al.
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Comment number 44.
At 21st Mar 2012, Alfaeraferry wrote:I went sky diving
I went Rocky Mountain climbing
I went 2.7 seconds on a bull named FuManchu
and I loved deeper and I spoke sweeter
and I gave forgiveness I'd been denying
and he said someday I hope you get the chance
to live like you were dying.
Live Like You Were Dying / Tim McGraw
Al.
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Comment number 45.
At 21st Mar 2012, Thing-Fish wrote:Space-age couple
Why don't you flex your magic muscle?
Space-age couple
Why do you hex your magic muscle?
Space-age couple
Why do you hustle 'n bustle?
Why don't you drop your cool tom-foolery
'n shed your nasty jewelry?
Cultivate the grounds
They're the only ones around.
Space-age couple
Why don't you flex your magic muscle?
Hold a drinking glass up t' your eye after you've
Scooped up a little of the sky
'n it ain't blue no more.
What's on the leaves ain't dew no more.
Space-age couple
Why don't you jus' do that?
Why don't you jus' do that?
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Comment number 46.
At 21st Mar 2012, patrick mccafferty wrote:#37
A shocking schoolboy error on my part, i do apologise
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Comment number 47.
At 21st Mar 2012, Adam_from_Rio wrote:#46
Yup Paddy, you're in with the big boys now you know.
:)
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Comment number 48.
At 21st Mar 2012, henri hannah wrote:I drive a Rolls- Royce
Cause it's good for my voice
Children Of The Revolution - T Rex
#46
no problemo - mind you, surprised Glen didn't get in first:-))
regardez youse
henri
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Comment number 49.
At 21st Mar 2012, Glen Miller wrote:It should, of course, be "practised" in standard English.
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Comment number 50.
At 21st Mar 2012, FrankInDenny wrote:#47
You speak for yourself..... I'm 5'6
(spent ma life calling everyone Bigman)
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Comment number 51.
At 21st Mar 2012, gaie wrote:aye, speak for yourself, Adam, I'm 5'5'' and not even a boy
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Comment number 52.
At 21st Mar 2012, Glen Miller wrote:That's it - I'm off.
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Comment number 53.
At 21st Mar 2012, DC wrote:I wanted to comment before the show started but it's taken me two and a half hours to read #34
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Comment number 54.
At 21st Mar 2012, Adam_from_Rio wrote:#52
What's happened, GM???
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Comment number 55.
At 21st Mar 2012, DC wrote:He's gone sour?
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Comment number 56.
At 21st Mar 2012, paolopablo wrote:He's missed the Zevon song again
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