Chart Report - 30/09/07 - Now With Added LESS!
1 - Sugababes - 'About You Now'
So, the band's first really NEW new material since Mutya left, and it's a case of goodbye frostypop and hello friendlypop. Frankly, I don't trust any of 'em. This is a ruse to catch us all off guard, and then they'll suddenly stick an icicle through the hearts of a pop-loving nation and it'll REALLY hurt. Something like that, I bet. (FM)
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2 - Shayne Ward - 'No U Hang Up' / 'If That's OK With You'
Oddly wet couple of song titles here. The first being what newly in-love people dribble to each other when their phone calls reluctantly have to end, and the second being what you say when you've just expressed an opinion to someone you really want to impress. Whatever next? 'No No, You Were Here First'? 'I Couldn't Possibly Eat Your Last Revel'? (FM)
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3 - 50 Cent ft Justin Timberlake - 'Ayo Technology'
Is it just me, or does reading the title of this song make anyone else think of how an exciteable aunt might talk to a baby? If you had a baby sister called (for the sake of arguement) Technology, that's how your aunt would try and get her attention. Course it would never happen really. Technology is a boy's name. (FM)
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4 - Sean Kingston - 'Beautiful Girls'
OK, I get it now, Rihanna's people made everyone buy this song so that anyone who'd had enough of 'Umbrella' would think more fondly of it after twenteen weeks of old robot voice encouraging mass cliff-leaps just because some hot mama with no compassion happened to not fancy you as much as you thought she should. Frankly, ears deserve better. (FM)
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5 - Ida Corr Vs Fedde Le Grand - 'Let Me Think About It' 
Well OK, but don't take too long. There's a lot of people here waiting on your decision and some of them look pretty sleepy. (FM)
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Comments
Hand me down my shootin' iron!
Blimey, that's bad enough to make me want to execute the world of POP!
Although, it says a lot for the sheer awfulness of the Sean Kingston record that he tops my list ahead of Shayne Ward.
Never thought I'd see the day, when I were a lad, proper songs in them days, mumble....
y o y is shayne ward at no 2?
not that it makes any difference, but i'm quite sure that sean kingston is at number 4 and 50 cent at number 3
[It makes all the difference in the world to me! Sorry. Am ridiculously stupid! All fixed now. - Fraser]