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Punorama

14:35 UK time, Wednesday, 29 November 2006

This week鈥檚 challenge is to find a punning headline for the love-torn story of from her rapper husband Kid Rock.

The couple had been married for four months and had celebrated their union with three weddings.

Well, there were a lot we couldn't print this week - as you might expect. Of course, a lot of the entries we could print also focused on Pamela's biggest assets.

Two of the best were Another one's rite is bust from Candace and No Breasts for the wic-Kid! from William Dewe.

Another hugely popular theme was a certain film that has something in common with the couple's three weddings.
Entries include Three weddings then a free for all from Mark Wrighton, Three weddings and a farewell from Les Bean and Murray Milne, Three weddings and a pheromone from Simon and the rather wise Three Weddings and a Clue from Beverly. Oh, it's so easy with hindsight Bev.

Some were not so charitable towards Ms Anderson. Between a rock and a head case was sent in by Stuart, Between a Rock and a Hard-to-Please by Muhammad Isa and Wham, bam, thank you Pam by Will Parkhouse, Niall Nugent and Bradley. Others targeted Kid Rick, like Ugly kid go from Danny Burke.

But Speed rather aptly sums up what all of us are thinking with I Kid you Knot. But gold star this week goes to Simon Rooke for Hassle off, at last. We all know the great man he is reffering to. Bravo.

For the others that didn't make the mark click here.

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At 12:58 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Kip wrote:
Busted? No kidding.
At 01:01 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Rob Falconer wrote:
Pam decides to Rid Kock.
At 01:05 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:
Three ring circus
At 01:06 PM on 28 Nov 2006, DR wrote:
Three Weddings, Four Months and A Divorce.
At 01:06 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Jon Bright wrote:
Hole-y matrimony
At 01:13 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Brian Gunn wrote:
Malibu breach
At 01:17 PM on 28 Nov 2006, PJ, West Yorks, thelbiq.co.uk wrote:
Baywatch babe bust up...
At 01:18 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Pix6, Vienna wrote:
Rock? er, bye, Babe!
At 01:22 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Derek Behan wrote:
Rock-a-bye,bye
At 01:22 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:
Rock on Tommy?
At 01:25 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Tim Knott wrote:
Man's ditchy-ing Anderson
At 01:25 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Kip wrote:
The great divide.
At 01:27 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Nigel Macarthur wrote:
Marriage on the (Kid) Rocks
At 01:28 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Pat McGarry wrote:
Just Kidding
or Stolid as a Rock
At 01:29 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Nigel Macarthur wrote:
Marriage Down The Drain Pain Train
At 01:31 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Tim Knott wrote:
Pamela chucks Rock
At 01:32 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:
Term's end for Rock School.
At 01:34 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Martin Payne wrote:
Pammy gets her Rocks off
At 01:36 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Nigel Macarthur wrote:
The (Almost) Ex- Files
At 01:36 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Tim Knott wrote:
The 3 Decrees (nisi)
At 01:37 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Nigel Macarthur wrote:
Three Weddings And A Divorce
At 01:38 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Martin Payne wrote:
Kid lines up role in 3 Weddings and a Divorce
At 01:39 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Nigel Macarthur wrote:
Slam, Bam, A Divorce, Pam...
At 01:40 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:
Marriage on the rocks
At 01:42 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Jon Bright wrote:
Pamela Lee-ves without Kid's Rock
At 01:45 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Nigel Macarthur wrote:
Four Ritchie, four poorer...
At 01:54 PM on 28 Nov 2006, ali wrote:
It's a Rap!
At 02:01 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Robin, Edinburgh wrote:
Bust Up
At 02:08 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Helen wrote:
Rock's off
At 02:09 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Neil Reading, Stafford wrote:
Love on the Rocks
At 02:26 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Gareth Jones, Anglesey wrote:
The Rock broad files...
At 02:28 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Catriona Smith wrote:
Ir-Rock-oncilable Differences
At 02:32 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Robin, Edinburgh wrote:
DDD.I.V.O.R.C.E
At 02:33 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Nigel Macarthur wrote:
Gone-fetti
At 02:36 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Nigel Macarthur wrote:
Tat's All, Folks!
At 02:37 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Denzil wrote:
Big Bust! Pamela and 'er sons admit chucking Rock.
At 02:38 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Nigel Macarthur wrote:
Decree Pricey
At 02:47 PM on 28 Nov 2006, ellie dreifuss wrote:
3 weddings and a divorce
At 02:53 PM on 28 Nov 2006, steven wrote:
"I want a DDivorce!"

"Major bust in major bust up"
At 02:57 PM on 28 Nov 2006, steven wrote:
"love ends for best friends and ends breast trends"
At 02:59 PM on 28 Nov 2006, steven wrote:
"I want a DDivorce!"

"big bust in big bust up"
At 03:06 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Val茅rie Falconer wrote:
Three weddings but no funeral ... alas
At 03:08 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Kip wrote:
Pamela claims she has a lot to look forward to.
At 03:13 PM on 28 Nov 2006, wrote:
Sitting on the dock of the BAY
WATCHing my bride roll away
At 03:13 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Kip wrote:
Battle of the Bulge
At 03:19 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Ben wrote:
Between a Rock and a bald place
At 03:29 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Susan wrote:
You're once,twice,three times a payday
At 03:39 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Kieran Boyle wrote:
Bust-Up.
At 03:41 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Akilah wrote:
All Bay-washed up?
At 03:51 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:
Rock of Hades cleft from me.
At 03:58 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Lee Pike wrote:
Dismay-watch
At 04:00 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Lee Pike wrote:
Honour and disobey-watch
At 04:01 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Kip wrote:
Battle with the Bulge.
At 04:05 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Helene Parry, South Wales ex-pat to Brentford Lock wrote:
N茅e, N茅e and thrice N茅e
At 04:07 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Helene Parry, South Wales ex-pat to Brentford Lock wrote:
Double D-I-V-O-R-C-E
At 04:08 PM on 28 Nov 2006, wrote:
Pro Nup Rip Up As Tripple Pammy Drops Rock!
At 04:08 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Darren Skinner wrote:
Three Weddings and a Divorce: Hollywoods answer to Four Wedings and a Funeral.
At 04:12 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Sarah wrote:
Three weddings and a divorce
At 04:15 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Mary wrote:
Pam's marriage on the Kid Rocks
At 04:15 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Philip Lickley wrote:
Anderson Shelters as divorce Rocks Kid.
At 04:16 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Mary wrote:
Snappy Thanksgiving!
At 04:31 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Clive Burdall wrote:
Triple Guy Pass
At 04:35 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Helene Parry, South Wales ex-pat to Brentford Lock wrote:
With three rings, I thee shed
At 04:39 PM on 28 Nov 2006, wrote:
I don't want a Rock - CJ
At 05:14 PM on 28 Nov 2006, David, UK wrote:
Pamela's marriage on the Rocks - divorce? - no Kid in.
At 05:23 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Brian Ritchie wrote:
Nisi Lover (oh hang on, that's Phil Collins...)
At 05:38 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Dan Budden wrote:
Pamela marriage on the kid rocks
At 05:41 PM on 28 Nov 2006, LH wrote:
Rock-broken.
At 05:47 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Candace wrote:
Third time and she's not charmed
At 05:49 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Charles, USA wrote:
Pamela gets serious - no more kidding around!
At 05:50 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Charles, USA wrote:
Kid no longer rocks Pamela's boat
At 06:13 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Speed wrote:
Love on the Kid Rocks.
At 06:42 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Derek Behan wrote:
Three wedding Ceremonies but divorced in a thrice
At 06:52 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Brian, Detroit wrote:
Rock, paper, scissors
At 07:28 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:
Bosom palls.
At 07:32 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Stuart wrote:
Blonde, deffed and dumb
At 07:43 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Stuart wrote:
(Monty Python baritone): "He's had to push the Pamalot..."
At 07:43 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Sophie Zanoon wrote:

Better slip back into that bikini, this marriage is washout.
At 07:50 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:
Rocker ages, cleft for me.
At 08:33 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Kate Pickard wrote:
Three weddings and ephemeral
At 09:03 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Candace wrote:
Once bitten, thrice try
At 09:05 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Mark Esdale wrote:
Bust Up
At 09:18 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Candace wrote:
Rock, the boat, not hip, but it's over
At 09:22 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Stig wrote:
Honestly, what a pair..
At 09:52 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Andrew wrote:
Pop Tart Breakup
At 09:58 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Brian Saxby wrote:
I don't wanna Rock, CJ
At 10:35 PM on 28 Nov 2006, Stuart wrote:
between a rock and a head case
At 12:28 AM on 29 Nov 2006, Phill Towns wrote:
Divorce lawyers stuck between a rock and two big and bouncy soft places.
At 04:59 AM on 29 Nov 2006, sarah trieste italy wrote:
Wedding boobs meet rock hard separation.
At 07:21 AM on 29 Nov 2006, Kip wrote:
Well I'm bored with you two.
At 07:48 AM on 29 Nov 2006, grahame blanchard wrote:
Prats of the married been - Wed man's behest
At 08:14 AM on 29 Nov 2006, Candace wrote:
Once smitten, thrice tied
At 10:14 AM on 29 Nov 2006, Phil wrote:
Kid Rock has big bust too!
At 10:31 AM on 29 Nov 2006, Mal Walker wrote:
Rock the dapper rapper splits from empty napper flapper Yo!
At 10:49 AM on 29 Nov 2006, Niall Nugent wrote:
The Three Pam Egos

Wham Bam, Thank You Pam
At 10:53 AM on 29 Nov 2006, Mark Wrighton wrote:
No longer a nice pair!
At 11:00 AM on 29 Nov 2006, Jeremy Schaffner wrote:
Three weddings and a "bust"-up
At 11:02 AM on 29 Nov 2006, Sharon wrote:
Lifeguard washed up on rocks split but kids are safe
At 11:24 AM on 29 Nov 2006, DR wrote:
Pam's A Love boRat
At 11:25 AM on 29 Nov 2006, Niall Nugent wrote:
This marriage isn't big enough for the four of us.

Rock a bye baby!

Rock idle
At 11:25 AM on 29 Nov 2006, Simon Rooke wrote:
Pammy goes off the deep end.
At 11:32 AM on 29 Nov 2006, Nick Rikker, Barcelona, Spain wrote:
Double declutch
At 11:33 AM on 29 Nov 2006, Rachel A wrote:
It's all gone tits up.
At 11:50 AM on 29 Nov 2006, wrote:
Double D-i-v-o-r-c-e
At 11:50 AM on 29 Nov 2006, Simon wrote:
Pamela's bust up
At 11:52 AM on 29 Nov 2006, norm brown wrote:
Wedding celebrant applies for dole.
At 12:18 PM on 29 Nov 2006, Catherine O wrote:
Beached Babe
At 12:41 PM on 29 Nov 2006, Nicole wrote:
Who's rocking the boat Kid babe?
At 01:15 PM on 29 Nov 2006, Peter (Cardiff) wrote:
Marriage ends in bust up.
At 01:18 PM on 29 Nov 2006, Peter (Cardiff) wrote:
Thrown out like a discarded wrapper.