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Caption competition results

13:10 UK time, Friday, 19 January 2007

It's time for the results of the caption competition.

This week, actress Sienna Miller shows her range by pulling a face while with friends backstage at the Golden Globes. But what's being said?

1. Helen
"Oh my god is that bag George at Asda?"

2. MJF
"Oh dear, she's got Hey Jude playing in her head again."

3. Nigel
"...and when I push here, she sticks her tongue out."

4. Simon Rooke
Sienna's audition for second series of Ugly Betty was going well.

5. Jip Foster
With the taste of polish in her mouth Sienna makes a mental note never to kiss a Golden Globe statue again.

6. Darren
"Exactly what did Jim Carrey look like in the flesh?"

Thanks to all who entered. Click on the comments button below to read the losing entries, not excluded on grounds of taste and decency. Can't see your entry? Did you use the right form, and not the letters box?

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At 12:18 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Tim Granger wrote:
So lifelike - look, if I pull this level, her tongue sticks out!
At 12:28 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Martyn Jones wrote:
Siennna had just been offered the possibility of doing a wife-swap special with Jade Goody
At 12:35 PM on 18 Jan 2007, wrote:
Sienna does an impression of what its like kissing Jude Law
At 12:37 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Nigel Macarthur wrote:
And if you press this button here, the tongue comes out!
At 12:37 PM on 18 Jan 2007, wrote:
Sienna gets asked to join Celebrity Big Brother
At 12:40 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Nigel Macarthur wrote:
So, the Invisible Man doesn't kiss very well, huh, Sienna?
At 12:42 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Nigel Macarthur wrote:
And if you press this button here, the eyes close and the tongue comes out!
At 12:42 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Stig, London, UK wrote:
"and as for your handbag.."
At 12:50 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Stig, London, UK wrote:
I hate broccoli, I really do..
At 12:56 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Tinny Tina wrote:
My reply to Bob Dylan for dis-ing my movie!
At 12:56 PM on 18 Jan 2007, John Sinclair wrote:
'and if I pull the string at the back again, she does this.'
At 12:58 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Ken Foster wrote:
Then I realised I had used my hair spray instead of my mouth freshner.

or

Does my make up look okay.
At 12:59 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Phil, Cardiff wrote:
This handbag tastes funny...
At 01:02 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Mary wrote:
Did you see Mirrens dress! Not a Chance!
At 01:07 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Kathryn wrote:
The "Dreamgirls" who didn't make the cut.
At 01:08 PM on 18 Jan 2007, wrote:
"And the button at the back works Sienna doll's tongue - like so."
At 01:12 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Jon Bright wrote:
Sienna was second-to-none at the witty acceptance speech, and knew a classic like this would go down well in any room
At 01:12 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Andy B wrote:
Miss Miller - 'I say! I thought one drank champagne from a golden slipper, not bitter from a golden wellie'
At 01:14 PM on 18 Jan 2007, ed temperley wrote:
"What do you mean - it is not Boho!?"
At 01:35 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Phil, Cardiff wrote:
"Undercooked chicken? Ewww!"
At 01:38 PM on 18 Jan 2007, David Dee wrote:
Not Rawlplug, too chewy - not dog-biscuit, too soft - oh yuk!
At 01:38 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Pix6, Vienna wrote:
and then they asked me to play Jade Goody ...
At 01:43 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Dennis wrote:
Sienna, meet the Invisible Man. Invisible Man, meet Sienna. Oh. I see you've already met...
At 01:49 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Simon Rooke wrote:
Garlic, bread, garlic bread!
At 01:54 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Pete Setters wrote:
At long last - my ideal woman!
At 01:57 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Tim Knott wrote:
Hopefuls gather for the Celebrity Big Brother tribute act.
At 01:57 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Valerie Falconer wrote:
The backlash against the British begins as Sienna finds a chilli in her prawn cocktail
At 01:59 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Tim Knott wrote:
Sienna can't do tongue in cheek
At 01:59 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Paul wrote:
Sienna has some new batteries inserted and is not keen on the high alkaline content.
At 02:01 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Libby wrote:
And this button makes her tongue pop out...
At 02:06 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Dave wrote:
Seinna's 'Phantom Raspberry Blower of Old London Town' routine goes down well with her friends.
At 02:18 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Chris Fru, Eastbourne, UK wrote:
Yuck, your neck tastes terrible!
At 02:18 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Jon wrote:
I told you ... I DON'T LIKE SPAM !!!!
At 02:37 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Simon Rooke wrote:
Sienna realised that the world of competitive jumbo shrimp eating wasn't for her.
At 03:04 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Gareth Jones, Isle of Anglesey wrote:
Sienna turns Raspberry blonde
At 03:17 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Kieran Boyle wrote:
"...and then we'll celebrate with champagne from a screw-top bottle."
At 03:36 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Welsh Dragon wrote:
Poohhhhhhhhhhhh this boot don't have stink
At 03:46 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Catherine O wrote:
I may be young and beautiful but I always try to fit in.
At 03:47 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Neil Reading, Stafford wrote:
"I pull the string on her back and look what happens!"
At 03:49 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Ian (Doha) wrote:
you just pull this string out, in, out..
At 03:49 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Candace wrote:
"Our worst moment? That would be when my mates dared me to lick the sledge runners on that cold winter's day."
At 03:57 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Gearoid O'Muimeachain wrote:
Celebrity readers of the Magazine give their reactions to the editors stern warning about the use of the letters form instead of the comments form
At 03:58 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Gareth Jones, Isle of Anglesey wrote:
I don't care what Helen Mirren says ...Elizabeth II is definitely a sequel to Elizabeth I
At 04:00 PM on 18 Jan 2007, wrote:
Sienna Miller wins the Jade Goody impersonation competition.
At 04:04 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Candace wrote:
"...now say AHH-scar"
At 04:07 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Ed wrote:
Sienna had really wanted that part in Apocalypto.
At 04:08 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Anne wrote:
Look! You pull this string on her back and her tongue sticks out!
At 04:09 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Candace wrote:
"Well, we had all had a bit too much bubbly and that's when we happened to walk by the piercing salon and..."
At 04:20 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Rob Falconer wrote:
But it wasn't Jude she'd spotted after all
At 04:24 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Cayley wrote:
Up a bit....left a bit...uueegghh
At 04:26 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Valerie Falconer wrote:
Rude law
At 04:31 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Pix6, Vienna wrote:
Blondes have more tongue.
At 04:35 PM on 18 Jan 2007, NeilM wrote:
HEY! JUDE!!
At 04:43 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Brian Dunning wrote:
The lady in the centre is saying "You see, I just push this buutton here and the tongue comes out"
At 04:43 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Kip wrote:
That tea was hot - burnt Sienna.
At 04:48 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Dave M. wrote:
"You lied! That isn't made of chocolate at all!"
At 04:49 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Kip wrote:
No honestly, if you win the award you just have to kiss Jack Nicholson.
At 04:51 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Kip wrote:
"And it's all in the best possible taste."
At 04:53 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Helene Parry wrote:
"Good night, Sienna?"
At 04:56 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Kip wrote:
But Sienna that's how caviar is supposed to taste.
At 05:00 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Kip wrote:
So you didn't fancy being in the BB House with Jade then.
At 05:18 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Will J. wrote:
And this is what I looked like before the operation...
At 05:18 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Simon Rooke wrote:
And then the wind changed.
At 05:31 PM on 18 Jan 2007, John Brown wrote:
You keep what in your handbag? Yeuch.
At 05:49 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Cat wrote:
Sienna's friend admitted that whilst the dummy was lifelike, her ventriloquist act still 'needed work'.
At 05:51 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Damocleas wrote:
New! Sienna Miller Action Figure!, Complete with 6 expressions, just pull the string.

What do you think of this Handbag?
At 06:00 PM on 18 Jan 2007, wrote:
You know those little sponge pads for moistening stamps? Well, I had this job filling them up..
At 06:32 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Sarah, Dartmouth, NS wrote:
See - when you pull this lever on her back, her tongue pops out - what a hoot!
At 06:40 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Kip wrote:
Sienna was up for the Golden Globe Air Trumpet award.
At 08:17 PM on 18 Jan 2007, sarah, trieste, italy wrote:
Sienna showed her opinion of the accompanying bags.
At 08:18 PM on 18 Jan 2007, martin pearson wrote:
Sienna's effort at the Golden Gob Award came up a little short.
At 08:19 PM on 18 Jan 2007, martin pearson wrote:
Sienna's effort at the Golden Gob Awards came up a little short.
At 08:22 PM on 18 Jan 2007, martin pearson wrote:
Sienna's effort at the Golden Gob Awards came up a little short.
At 08:24 PM on 18 Jan 2007, sarah, trieste, italy wrote:
But can you do it while standng on one leg as well?
At 08:29 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Stig wrote:
Go on Sienna, lets have your impression of that nanny again..
At 08:43 PM on 18 Jan 2007, sarah, trieste, italy wrote:
When Jude did that .....yeuch.
At 08:45 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Stig wrote:
Me and Shakespeare?
At 08:46 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Stig wrote:
Does my tongue look big in this?
At 08:47 PM on 18 Jan 2007, sarah, trieste, italy wrote:
Are you sure this is a remedy for hiccups?
At 08:51 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Kip wrote:
Ugh! That's horrible, you're not going to put it back in your mouth are you?
At 08:58 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Stig wrote:
Sienna, what do you think about turning up to award ceremonies when you don鈥檛 even get nominated?
At 09:15 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Stig wrote:
The stitches are fine, unless I do this..
At 09:22 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Stig wrote:
But he was good in Alfie wasn't he, Sienna?
At 10:32 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Sean Smith wrote:
Sienna tops list of Hollywood's big gurners.
At 10:47 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Sean Smith wrote:
"Ok, so you press this one to move the eyes...sorry, this one.."
At 11:06 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Sean Smith wrote:
"Keep still, there's a fly on your dress...."
At 11:07 PM on 18 Jan 2007, Sean Smith wrote:
"Don't wake her up just yet...let's wait for the next acceptance speech first!"
At 01:32 AM on 19 Jan 2007, Jaker wrote:
Gosh, I think its time to swallow my tongue!
At 02:03 AM on 19 Jan 2007, Phil wrote:
If you think that's funny you should see what happens when I pull this other cord!
At 04:33 AM on 19 Jan 2007, David Dee wrote:
They've plaited your hair far too tightly, Sienna.
At 05:04 AM on 19 Jan 2007, sarah, trieste, italy wrote:
Sienna, being able to twist your tongue is genetic, not photogenic.
At 07:11 AM on 19 Jan 2007, Sarah, Trieste, Italy wrote:
It's rude to mock the afflicted.
At 07:22 AM on 19 Jan 2007, Tim McMahon wrote:

Chaucer revisited for Sienna re-enacting 'The Miller's Tale'?
At 07:32 AM on 19 Jan 2007, JR wrote:
And if I press THIS button, the eyes will open and the ears will wiggle.
At 08:15 AM on 19 Jan 2007, Michael Brown wrote:
Sienna's impersonation of Jade was her party piece and always drew a laugh!
At 08:38 AM on 19 Jan 2007, Lee Pike wrote:
The Post Office insists it's new life-size Sienna Miller 'press her back and she licks your stamps' machine will be a hit.
At 09:02 AM on 19 Jan 2007, MJF wrote:
'When Sienna does that face, it's time to get the balaclava out of my handbag'
At 09:03 AM on 19 Jan 2007, MJF wrote:
Two lucky women get a surprise JadeGoodyogram.
At 09:08 AM on 19 Jan 2007, Hazel Love wrote:
Just push here, she pokes out her toungue...and if you pull the string, she wrinkles her nose...
At 09:20 AM on 19 Jan 2007, PJ, West Yorks, thelbiq.co.uk wrote:
Sienna had never seen mushy peas before, let alone tasted them...
At 09:43 AM on 19 Jan 2007, wrote:
Distraught Sienna discovers that the story regarding what would happen if the wind changed was not an old wives' tale.
At 10:20 AM on 19 Jan 2007, Susan wrote:
"Would you ever go into Big Brother house,Sienna?"
At 10:40 AM on 19 Jan 2007, Margarita Gomez Escalada wrote:
"I know, I don't like my dress either"
At 10:47 AM on 19 Jan 2007, Michael Brown wrote:
The photograph of Sienna's embrace with the invisible man at the award ceremony reveals that the nature of thier relationship
At 10:49 AM on 19 Jan 2007, Michael Brown wrote:
Sienna was showing friends that she could have done The Queen better than Helen - if only they'd given her the chance!
At 11:21 AM on 19 Jan 2007, Kip wrote:
Sienna hadn't realised that her part in Madagascar II as a seductive chameleon was only a voice over.
At 11:50 AM on 19 Jan 2007, Tom Steuart-Feilding wrote:
Sienna does her best Jade impression
At 12:21 PM on 19 Jan 2007, Pete Hazell wrote:
"And the winner of the Gurning Globe is...."
At 12:22 PM on 19 Jan 2007, Trev wrote:
Despite her best efforts, Sienna couldn't quite manage to lick the ink stain from her shoulder.
At 12:48 PM on 19 Jan 2007, Anthony Phillips wrote:
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