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What will I need to remodel the garden to the wife's specifications?

What are the three main memories I have of Blackpool?

What's the motto of the "Make Gibraltar Filthy" Campaign?

How was Delia's recipe for rock cakes translated into Chinese?

Playboy's coverage of the Blackpool Wet T-shirt Competition?

Glasto 2010?

What can you use if you run out of scissors and paper?

After a particularly muddy game, how should you sand-blast Wayne Rooney clean?

What's apparently a more beautiful Tweet than my budgie?

How BP Execs play rock, paper and scissors?

What did God need to make Earth?

Mensa question #37. Which is the odd one out when cleaning the dishes?

Ever try mixing cement for the first time?

What's the strap-line of the new version of "The Six Million Dollar Man," backed by Poundland?

Building an addition to the sandcastle again?

What does a miner look for in a washing machine?

Another Dwayne Johnson film, dear?

What's the Editor's mantra for the NME?

What's the ideal recipe for my son's mud pies?

You've got 30 seconds to save the world?

We want to do a festival like Glastonbury, what do we need?

So Hadrian, what will it take to persuade you to visit Britain?

Dad, when I grow up I want to look like Keith Richards

How did James Corden mistakenly introduce "Earth, wind and fire", much to the dismay of Sir Patrick Stewart?

The 3 new touted replacemets for Adrian Chiles, on the one show, as they will be much funnier!

What were police divers' chief complaints?

Cowboy builder's estimate for constructing the Olympic stadium at Stratford?

What will it take to keep James Corden and his hilarious belly off our TV screens if only for five minutes??????

Stoned not-so-immaculate?

What the basic requirements to bury a vampire?

On the first day the mice asked Slartibartfast what he needed to make Earth #2

What are the basic requirements to bury a vampire?

*correction*

How Dyson tests a shop vac?

I read this somewhere as an ironic comment on people saying they wanted to build a better world. So the question would be "What do you need to build a better world?"

We're fresh out of sand for the beach?

What do we need to make a Glastonbury?

What did the director call for in the second series of 'The Lakes'?

what do you need to protect the Gulf of Mexico coastline

What's the worst possible bag on "Ready, steady, cook"?

Michaelangelo and Julia?

IT staff choose their tug-o-war team for the picnic?

Following on the resounding success of the Chunnel, new interest is sparked in the Isle of Wight causeway project, the Causewight.

Secrets to beating a horse in a foot race?

What was Nick Clegg's best suggestion when David Cameron asked for ideas for burying the bad news of future austerity measures?

What would it take to make the forthcoming Phil Mitchell storyline in EastEnders more interesting?

what do you need for a Conspiracy theorist moonlanding?
A large hanger a dark painted backdrop and....

What makes for a successful flood insurance claim?

Mountain Garden in the 2010 Chelsea flower show?

After Life on Mars and Ashes To Ashes what is the code name for the next Gene Hunt drama series?

Even the postman gave up delivering that day?

BP rebuckle to Obama

How are the FA finally going to resolve the Wembley pitch problems?

BP Maintanence Manual Section 1 Paragraph 2 Appendix 3 Under HOW TO DEAL WITH AN OUT OF CONTROL OIL SPILL, please note if all else fails call "Red Adaire"

Your road taxes built this highway along with...?

How will Obama deal with BP?

So Mr Builder how can I turn my garden into a brownfield site for you to purchase it?

Locusts are a doddle?

What would make the Boscombe £3 million Surf reef work and raise the wave hieght by more than two inches?

How does the England defence plan to deal with Lionel Messi if they meet Argentina in the World Cup?

The Hollywood sign on Mount Lee has become too white and distracting so to dim it down a bit, a team of workers will be working on it but...

How can I learn to sing like Rod Stewart?

How were the Green Party going to tackle the hole in the government's spending?

Ozzy Osbourne's answer to the question "What were the three main things that contributed to your success?"

what can't you send Via Sat? Stone,wood,and...

What would it take to make Sir Patrick Stewart's belly the same size as James Corden's?

What is the most beautiful tweet, according to Stephen Fry?

What are the key requirements for rebuilding the economy?

Slogan of local solicitor firm?

How will England spin the ball enough to beat the Aussies in the next one-day series?

What'll we need to pave over paradise?

If you slip down a mountain in the rain, what happens to your bottom?

What is needed to make Katie Price look human?

As well as the beaver DamBuster 3000 what else was said between President Obama and the Beavers?

Why should you never bring your pet magpie to a garden centre?

What will it take to finally stop another edition of Big Brother

How will the UK ever win the Eurovision again?

How do you stop the Egland commerntators mouthing about England and 1966

How can you spot an eco-thief?

What is the World's "most beautiful Twitter message ever composed?"

Marc MacKenzie from Edmonton in Canada submitted this Tweet. The full 127 characted Tweet read,

"I believe we can build a better world! Of course, it'll take a whole lot of rock, water & dirt. Also, not sure where to put it."

A day in the life of a gossip columnist?

What was the results of the chemical analysis of bottled water that caused Zoe and Kirsty to be Runners Up in the Junior Apprentice competition?

I dont like football or big brother. How can I avoid them for the next month?

BP finally decides to call it a day and just fill in the Gulf of Mexico.

what is the Rockness festival all about

.... to beat Wolf, Jet, Blaze and Thunder in that game with the giant cotton buds.

What will surgeons use to perform Ronnie Woods skin peel when he undergoes a facelift?

what would be BP's solution to the Financial crisis?

"Doc, Doc, what can we use to power the De Lorean back to 1985 again?"

..... to make Countrfile a little less like Blue Peter

Can we build a new world ?

..... to make Countryfile a little less like Blue Peter

How to get the Bob Geldof chic?

To make the wembley surface playable

How can we restore the planet?

The Toyota Prius is the world's most economical hybrid fuel car. Why?

When asked about defending against free kicks, how did Fabio Capello give off the impression that he planned to bend the rules when it came to building the wall?

What's the perfect mud pie recipe?

What was the 'best tweet' selected by Stephen Fry this week?

how can i see over the crowd at the pub on saturday?

How do you make a mountain out of a molehill?