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And you say you've named it Wanda?

Sir Stelios Haji-Ioannou unveils FishyJet

FryinAir launches services to India

"You forgot the signs! How will anyone know we are the Ministry of Fisheries?"

Min of Agra and Fish

Centre of of-fish-aldom

You can stop looking now Marlin - Found him!

With so many rooms, how are we going to fillet?

Fins aint what they used to be

That's nothing - you should see the one that got away.

How big should it be? The architect just spread his arms out wide.

'So, when did they fin-ish it?'
'I dunno, but apparently you'll have a whale of a time...'

I didn't think I'd enjoy working here, but now I'm hooked

Boy, that sure is a lot of carp

It doubles as the blimp so it is obviously a flying fish.

The only problem is all these cats hanging around ...

Don鈥檛 worry Mr Hughes, I think we鈥檝e got it right this time..

Harry Ramsdens were happy with their new factory setting

And then you press this button and the head turns towards you and it starts singing ...

Now everyone's angling for a rise

Unfortunately, the architect's plan and his son's primary school project had got mixed up

It was a present for Guptor's birthday, a very big fishcake

It's one way of using the debris washed up by the tsunami.

After three days and three nights in the conference room, Jonah was vomited out onto dry land.

'Course it'll look a lot better when it's been battered

All I did was bait my hook with cheese, actually.

We're going to need a bigger newspaper...

After the tumultuous seas encountered on the first attempt, Noah was taking no chances this time. 鈥淩ight, load them in lads..鈥�

GUPTA not Guppy, Smithers....

What a load of Cods-wallop!

(Courtesy of Pete!)

Now where's my wife's bicycle...

As their new ministry building is unveiled, Jeremy Hunt continues to emphatically deny any fishy goings-on.

The new Police HQ in Denton as in Det. Insp. Frost's worst nightmare.

I said to base the design around Ramadan, not Ramsden

I said Hari Krishna, not Hari Ramsden

Scotland unveils its new Parliamentary building, designed by Alex Salmon and Nicola Sturgeon

How to swim with the sharks and get away with it

Just that feeling that something fishy's going on...

Well, at least if we install any pianos, we'll have a tuna handy

Is the architect a Pisces by any chance?

And the next phase is a bigger fish to swallow it up.

Its our new Fin an'shell headquarters said a treasury official

It doesn't look like a duck.

It's a Bombay duck.

Is it Friday yet?

India's latest casino was called "Fish and Chips"

After the Gherkin and the Shard, this is the Mackerel

So the civil service has a new plaice to work...

The builders insisted on being paid COD

Chief Architect Noah was forced to explain how he had mistakenly read the weather forecast for the UK instead of India...

The Tower of Babel Fish

Salmon fishing in Yemen is one thing, but trying to relocate Nessie to India was never going to go well.

But we wanted a much bigger building - you'd better throw this one back

The metal fish of Hyderabad

MacFisheries have just moved their UK call centre to India

David Cameron unveils the headquarters for Britain's new Ministry of Drought

I hear that new English restaurant in Hyderabad is so exotic

But it's too small - the staff are all squashed up inside like sardines

At last, our Zeppelin is ready to take on Atlantis...

Despite the shape of the building, people still didn't understand what the Babelfish Corporation did

"I'm happy to announce the planning board went for it hook, line and sinker."

It took alot of loaves to build that, I can tell you.

Nice,but where did they put the carp ark?

It's a happy plaice to work.

This is just the start - they're going to build roes and roes of them!

I don't know the architect's surname, but everyone called him Rod

It gives me a haddock every time I walk by it.

Your Plaice or Mine?

I like my new office but I feel like a fish out of water

It has wall-to-wall carp-eting inside.

What line of work are they in again?

But can the Government afford enough tartare sauce?

That's all they've ever got in the canteen - ants' eggs

"Call me Ishmael, but that's quite impressive."

the architect said "just work off a scale drawing."

The building manager's name is Jonah...

The new Luca Brasi apartments are now open.

Indian Government roles scaled up

We don't call them flatfish now - they're known as apartmentfish

Unfortunately the archtect mistook the description of his dream home for Jonahs former residence.

I'm not really sure about the design - I'll have to mullet over

However, the design had to be changed after a large number of car accidents outside ...

This week's "Grand Designs" is presented by Kevin McCod

I see that new Indian restaurant is called "The Roes of India"

The architect? Oh, someone called Captain Nemo.

As a matter of fact the Governor hasn't yet seen the new hake-waters.
Why do you ask?

An architect's bream...

All Government departments had been told to increase a-fish-in-sea

There was a least one case of A salt and battery every night.

The architect was born under the sign of Aquarium

Richard Branson sinks to new levels with Virgin Nautilus

And the architect's name is Ali Butt?

Perched atop the city, they all felt very special.

I don't know who the architects were, but I think they were Finns

My new bass is not too bad actually.

Don't tell them your address, Pike

We'll get Civil Servants to fillet.

the band got boooed off most nights, people just didn't like the Tuna they were playing.

"What's it called?"
"Don't tell him, Pike!"

Sir Pilchard Rogers and Zaha Haddock teamed up to design it.

Offices were allocated by a simple game of heads or tails.