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I have a story that might be interesting. How about the story of how you became a naïve, Labour-loving socialist wimp.

Or Perhaps a story about how some people feel obligated to share their somewhat dimwitted opinion of the show all because the bbc username policy declined the word "butt" and suggested the word "bullet"?

This show was better than the first one (even though the first one was still good) hope they keep on getting better and better! Madison Welch is so hot and funny, great find! Keep up the good work Russell and the team!

Mmm Russell Howard in bed :) I'm a happy girl with that thought :)

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jen.

Would-be car thief: 'God told me to do it'



A man who tried to break into a car showroom claimed that he was doing so under orders from God.
The man smashed a window at the dealership in Lexington, Kentucky, but was caught by a security guard before he could make it inside.

According to reports, he told the guard he was doing it because God wanted him to steal a Dodge Charger.

It's an orphaned baby monkey riding on the back of a dog. The cuteness is immense.


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Awww, poor teddy!

thanks for ur comment on my story :):)

tris- i hope my story gets on the show, and hope he gets my question :):) thank you plese

i love russell and im going to make sure i watch every show :) i also really like madison too :) shes so pretty and makes me laugh too cant wait for next weeks show already!

Guy smuggling snakes in a curious fashion that makes him look a bit like a cosmetic surgery experiment gone badly wrong.

"ALEX SALMOND yesterday claimed a bingo session had given an omen for an SNP victory in the Glasgow North-East by election.
The First Minister called the numbers, watched by SNP candidate David Kerr, and the winner was 74 - exactly how many years Labour have held the seat.

After the session, a delighted Salmond said: "You want an omen. You can't fight fate - fate has moved its mighty hand."



Forget special advisors and committee, the SNP are relying on bingo for advice. What is the country coming to?

and another one from the same source:


Made me grin anyway

Drunk hedgehog taken to hospital



A 'legless' hedgehog was found rolling around an orchard after getting drunk by gorging on fermented apples.
The prickly creature - nicknamed Tipsy - was 'squealing loudly' when animal rescuers arrived at the scene in Braunton, Devon.

She was taken to the Prickly Ball Hedgehog Hospital in nearby Newton Abbot and woke up the next day nursing a massive hangover.


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Absolutely loving the series so far but how huge a favour did Russell Howard owe Wil hodgson that man was terrible. On the plus side things can only get better.

Also, while on that page i clicked on a link that led me to this...



Love the show. It cheered me up loads last week after sitting up til 10 finishing coursework.

hey i read something that you might find interesting for your show - curries cure cancer! check out the link



i guess alcoholics can cross that one off their list! :-)

Seriously, if you want this show to be taken seriously, don't book utter bilge like Wil hodgson, just because he's a mate.
Try booking people who are actually funny.

I don't think Wil was that bad, he just didn't leave time for laughter :)
Maybe get Milton Jones, he's funny :)

Loving the show Russ! The standup at the end of the extra show,is great! remember seeing you and Will Hodgson at the Bunch of grapes in Bristol while i was a student in Bristol! you should do more together, always been a fan of Wil he's amazing! it was lovely to see him again!

i enjoyed watching the show i watched the first one with my mate hes a big fan and i think ur the funniest thing ive ever seen and i meant that comedy wise keep it up i hope it carrys on getting better ur graet see in dec at men

heather

if you had to invent a nickname for yourself, what would it be?

Hiya, i was there on the second show and i got my picture taken with russell since i won the trophy, i was just wondering when i would receive a copy of the email as i was told i would be emailed it. i also went this tuesday and asked the producer and he told me it would be emailed through and it hasnt yet, i would really love the photo. thanks very much