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MARK RIBOLLA (Denton USA)
Scriptwriter

Where do you live/ where are you from? What's it like?

I was born in Hong Kong but I moved to the United States and became an American citizen when I was five. America is wonderful! It's like living in an amusement park 24 hours a day!!

How old are you?

I am 28 years old.

What do you do? And is there something else you'd rather be doing?

I work for the CIA carrying out political assassinations but it's always been my dream to own my own Gelato shop.

What are your hobbies/likes/interests?

My hobbies and interests include Mathematics, Biophysics, Cryptozoology, and Mortuary Science

What's the strangest thing you do on a regular basis?

If I told you, you wouldn't print it so let's say I sing showtunes while driving.

How did you get involved in the 'online community'? Are your internet friends 'real' friends?

I started joining online communities like YouTube when I realized what a fresh and interesting way it could be to stalk people. As for how online friendships compare to "real life" friendships: I don't have any real life friendships so it's hard to judge.

What do you put on your Youtube channel (if you have one)? Why do you have a Youtube channel?

I use my YouTube channel mostly for posting videos of myself dancing in a thong to the latest hip-hop songs. I do it because I like to show off my smokin' hot bod

Is this your first film project? Would you consider yourself a professional, an amateur, a complete beginner? Rate yourself.

I'd consider myself an absolute professional. In fact, over the past ten years I've been working in Hollywood, writing and directing several feature films under the pseudonym "M. Night Shyamalan."

What's the best film ever made? What's the best horror film ever made, and why?

Best Film Ever Made: "Staying Alive" (the sequel to "Saturday Night Fever"). Best Horror Film Ever Made: "Sex and the City: The Movie". The creature effects ALONE are enough to give you nightmares, but the storyline is what's really scary.

What's your motivation for writing?

It's just one of many rituals I must carry out in order to appease the goblins who live in my breakfast cereal.

What's the best thing you've ever written?

I wrote a book report on Robinson Crusoe when I was 11 that rocked pretty hard.

What's the worst thing you've ever written?

There was a State Of The Union Address I wrote for George W. Bush once that I pretty much phoned in.

Why are you taking part in the Internet Zombie Movie? Fame, fortune, practice, boredom?

I'm helping to write the Internet Zombie Movie mainly so I can share the glory when it wins an Academy Award.

What one scene are you determined to include in the film?

The "zombie nudist colony" scene. You'll know it when you see it (fingers crossed!!)