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Bryan Burnett | 17:45 UK time, Monday, 19 July 2010

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"Two hours of indecent artists and their risqué lyrics!" Admit it, you really can't hear me pitching that theme idea to the boss can you? However it was just one of loads of brill theme ideas that came in for our A-Z of Get It On themes.

The otherÌý"i-deas" included intoxication, ivory tinklers, islands and insults - that'll be 'hey fatty boom boom' then!Ìý

HoweverÌýI could not resist Mabel Syrup's very clever 3 i theme: Instantly Identifiable Intros - songs you recognise right from the 1st note or riff.ÌýLet's have yours then...Ìý

Comments

  • Comment number 1.

    Tuesday

    The Last Time - Rolling Stones

    Wednesday

    J is for Jubilee

    It's 25 years since 1985. Let's celebrate by hearings those seldom heard hits by Wham, Bowie, Madonna, The Eurythymics, Simple Minds and Duran Duran.

  • Comment number 2.

    TUESDAY

    Baba O'Riley - The Who
    Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones
    Layla - Derek & the Dominos
    Just Like a Woman - Bob Dylan
    Use Somebody - Kings of Leon
    Sweet Little Mystery - Wet Wet Wet
    My Girl - Temptations
    Rebels - Tom petty & TH
    When the Levee Breaks - Led Zep

  • Comment number 3.

    Isn't "instantly recognisable" a euphemism for "done to death"?

    J is for Jaded

  • Comment number 4.

    Thanks for playing the Buzzcocks tonight, Singing my head off in the car. Intros: I thought this might have fitted for good enough to eat last week but the intro to Candyskin by the Fire Engines sounds like nothing else.

  • Comment number 5.


    Mabel Syrup sounds like a refugee from 'Wake Up, Wogan!'

  • Comment number 6.


    Re: Friday's Eighties Show

    I is for Instigators

  • Comment number 7.

    TUESDAY

    'Bourée' - Jethro Tull

    'Aqualung' - Jethro Tull

    'WarChild' - Jethro Tull

    'Hunting Girl' - Jethro Tull

    'Christmas Song' - Jethro Tull

    'Locomotive Breath' - Jethro Tull

    'Too Old to Rock 'n' Roll (Too Young to Die)' - Jethro Tull

  • Comment number 8.

    #1 Shame D is already gone - Defeatist. Come on - give it your best, not your expected worst.

    Tuesday
    Personally, I would have loved the "tinkling the IVORIES" suggestion, but this one isn't too shabby.
    Resisiting suggesting Queen, The Eagles, Elton and Soft Cell. Much as I love them, they've been played already. Plus, someone else is bound to ask for them, so they will probably get played again anyway. I hope that hasn't put a hex on them for anyone else.

    Second two of gaie's suggestions:
    Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones
    Layla - Derek & the Dominos

    New Order True Faith
    A bit of existentialist angst never goes amiss. Especially when you're too old to know better.
    Sunday Bloody Sunday U2
    No' a big fan of big Bono egos, but this is brilliant.
    Gloria Gaynor I Will Survive
    Always good on a girly night out. Whichever side of the fence you're on... Never bettered for the sentiment.
    Don Henley Boys of Summer
    Had to slip in some Eagles somewhere - plus a bit of wistful musing about the fleetingness of young summer love. Or summat.
    Muse Hysteria
    Over-the-top fabulousness.
    Shaggy Mr Bombastic
    Hmmmmmm....
    Frankie Goes To Hollywood Relax
    Was banned on Radio 1, but they still played it in our school in their progressive "let's entertain the kids at lunchtime and keep them out of bother" music slot.
    The Weather Girls It's Raining Men
    My first dance with my husband. Right after they played FGTH. Must have thought it was his lucky night. 26 years is a long time to regret the perils of teenage impetuosity.


    Novelty song request
    Spinal Tap Stonehenge

  • Comment number 9.

    WEDNESDAY

    Mmmm. Let's see, we could ask for the agriculturist who improved the design of the seed drill; Moses' father-in-law; A Cornish comedian; the best band in the world.


    Decisions, decisions.......



    I submit JACKANORY for songs that tell a story.

  • Comment number 10.

    #8

    J is for Justified Criticism

    Sometimes I hate myself, but we've had intros and pianos before. Most of the above choices will be used by well-meaning doctors to connect with us when we're Alzheimer patients along with pictures like the one above.

  • Comment number 11.

    #8

    Tell me, my dear; was your "Novelty song request" inspired by a reading of comment #7?




    We're no' frit fae Vikings!

    J is for Jihad

    >8-D

  • Comment number 12.

    #9 you do know we're going to get Oasis? OK.
    J is for JOLLY. Forgot, we just did "happy".
    J is for JOKES. Songs that weren't really serious. Scrap it already.
    J is for JUST JESTING. See above.
    J is for JEHOVA. Songs about godliness. And delayed buses.
    J is for JONES. It's a common name, plenty of bands and song titles to fit.
    J is for JALOPIES. Just traded ours in. Much missed. New for old. Covers. Unoriginal. Forget it.
    J is for JUST GETTING BY - songs not about being a winner, not about being a success. Just ticking over. I think Glen posted a whole lot of suggestions earlier that would fit. It would involve reading back. I'm too lazy to - I'm just getting by.

  • Comment number 13.

    #10 That's no reason to not keep asking for something you want. You don't sound like someone who will go quietly, so - don't.
    #11 Not at all. I like a bit of Jethro (I won't offend anyone by telling them which part that is. It's OK - it's only a song, not a rude body part)
    But I also like Spinal Tap. That song in particular. Asking for "Working on a Sex Farm" would only add a nail in my coffin of never likely to be heard requests. Going for easier option, not easy pops.

  • Comment number 14.

    #13


    Not....................













    THE BLACK RUSSIAN!

  • Comment number 15.


    No sign of Adam. Maybe they've provided a separate blog for normal people.

    >8-D

  • Comment number 16.

    #15 That was a "stoater". Ach, they're only human. Or maybe there was some more slighting meaning behind it, but. hmm.
    Almost up there with the endearing mispronunciations of foreigny stuff.
    Note to self 1: Request difficult to pronounce stuff. Preferably from folk with difficult to pronounce names.
    Note to self 2: Don't bother with first note to self.

  • Comment number 17.

    Some suggestions from some time ago:

    Pinball Wizard - The Who, who can forget those chords coming in over the guitar

    A Hard Day's Night - The Beatles, OK, it's a bit of a cliche now, but it wasn't when I first heard it!

    The Boxer - Simon and Garfunkel - just the perfect laid back intro

    Layla - Derek and the Dominoes, unforgettable, like the rest of the record

    and finally an instrumental - how about Telstar by the Tornadoes?

  • Comment number 18.

    Sparks - No. 1 Song In Heaven

    Springsteen - Streets of Philadelphia

    The Jam - Thats Entertainment

    Roxy Muisc - Love Is The Drug

  • Comment number 19.

    Tuesday

    I Feel Fine - the Beatles

    World's first feedback intro.

  • Comment number 20.

    Tuesday

    Virginia Plain - Roxy Music

    Unmistakable.

  • Comment number 21.

    Tuesday

    Baker Street - Gerry Rafferty

    Unmistakable, but slightly too familiar.

  • Comment number 22.

    and

    Le Freak - Chic

    Nile Rogers at his finest.

  • Comment number 23.


    Tuesday

    Can't get Enough - Bad Company

    The Way you Do the Things you Do - The Temptations

    Man of the World = Fleetwood Mac

    Going Up The Country - Canned Heat

    Once there was a Time - Ten Years After *choice*

    J = Jukebox favourites

    J = Jam, Jute and Journalism - the Dundee connection

    J = Jam Sessions - one-off collaborations

  • Comment number 24.

    Intro ideas:

    Stayin' alive - Bee Gees
    Baby love- the Supremes
    No woman no cry - Bob Marley
    Wonderful life - Black
    Red light spell danger - Billy Ocean
    Strangers in the night - Sinatra
    Sylvia - Focus
    La bamba - Los Lobos
    Sledgehammer - Peter Gabriel
    Since you've been gone - Rainbow
    The boys are back in town - Thin Lizzy
    All right now - Free
    Thunder Road - Springsteen

    Joe
    Linlithgow

  • Comment number 25.

    Alphabet Month... All good ideas are eventually oversold!

    Think some may be needing their holidays...

    Can't wait for the letter O, let Outro's challenge your production skills!

  • Comment number 26.

    TUESDAY:

    'This Is Radio Clash' - The Clash

    'Some Other Sucker's Parade' - Del Amitri

    'Apeman' - The Kinks

    'You Never Can Tell' - Chuck Berry

    'Story Of The Blues' - The Mighty Wah




  • Comment number 27.

    J = John - Artists called John (Rotten, Cash, Prine, Elton) and songs about John (Big Bad, Jilted, Dear)

    J = Just Wait - After tonight's recognisable intros you could do long intros (I Will by Alison Krauss and Tony Furtado, for example)

    J = Jazz - after the 'unexpected' success of your classical music night.

    I = Intros - Badge by Cream

  • Comment number 28.

    Tuesday - Intros

    Beach Baby - the First Class

    It's Getting Better - Mama Cass

    Woodstock - Matthews Southern Comfort

    Paul from Ayr

  • Comment number 29.

    this one's for Mike Campbell who fainted onstage last night

    Into The Great Wide Open - Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers

    unmistakable and blistering intro

    I'm away now to do a first-aid course so I can be on hand when they come to Britain. If they ever come to Britain.

  • Comment number 30.

    #29

    You'll need a on whom to practise.

    Naw, hen. No' me!

















    N.B. Nae tongues, BTW

    >8-D

  • Comment number 31.

    J is for Judas

    Songs of betrayal: Jackie Paper abandoning his faithful magic dragon, Puff; Runaround Sue "going out with other guys"; Robert Cray wrecking his next door neighbours' marriage - a world of pain and heartache. An ideal summer theme.

  • Comment number 32.

    more for TUESDAY:

    'Georgie Girl' - The Seekers

    'Get Down And Get With It' - Slade

    'All The Way From Memphis' - Mott The Hoople

  • Comment number 33.

    Intros

    A cover version with the same vocalist. Classic Intro.

    She's Not There / Santana


  • Comment number 34.

    J is for Jugular.
    From Blood Sweat and Tears to Sidney Youngblood.
    From Love like blood to Sunday Bloody sunday.

    .....and what's the only song to feature coagulating in it's lyrics?


    Like Gaie's Jam idea though of one off collaborations.

  • Comment number 35.

    Does it rhyme with legislation? No.

    What's the only song to feature the word brucellosis (an aversion to TV presenters)?

  • Comment number 36.

    Erratum

    Delete "legislation" insert "contemplating". Still a poor rhyme.

  • Comment number 37.

    #35

    J is for



    "I'm afraid his short-term memory is shot to hell. Sure, he can tell you how he won the war, but not what he ate to break his fast or what he posted a link to on the blog only two weeks ago."

    >8-D

  • Comment number 38.

    Mum, I'm hearing the voices again.

  • Comment number 39.


    I blame Paolo. He's being a clot.......

  • Comment number 40.

    #30 Any retorts about having practised on a dummy for far too many years would only make me sound bitter and twisted.

    #33 was watching the ´óÏó´«Ã½4 Live Aid prog. Billy Connelly said that Bob Geldof didn't want Santana playing as he didn't like them, thought they were rubbish and then he (Billy) fell over laughing at the thought of one of the Boomtown Rats saying Santana was rubbish or whatever moderatable word it was he used.

  • Comment number 41.

    #35
    What's Mr Forsyth ever done to you?

  • Comment number 42.

    All this user's posts have been removed.Why?

  • Comment number 43.

    All this user's posts have been removed.Why?

  • Comment number 44.

    J = JCB

  • Comment number 45.

    Back to the Planet: "Teenage Turtles" (go on, Bryan - they're at The Wickerman this weekend, havenae seen them since 1991, great wee hook and intro)
    Blue Oyster Cult: "Don't Fear the Reaper"
    Half Man Half Biscuit: "99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd"
    XTC: "Science Friction"
    Deep Purple: "Black Night"
    Led Zep: "Rock'n'Roll"
    The Fabs: "Hard Day's Night"
    Dylan: "Like a Rolling Stone"
    Hendrix: "Voodoo Chile (Slight Return)"
    Talking Heads: "Psycho Killer"
    The Damned: "Neat Neat Neat"

  • Comment number 46.

    ... or The Teardrop Explodes: "Reward", also pretty unmistakeable

  • Comment number 47.

    Tuesday = I

    10/10 - Paolo Nutini
    Roxanne - The Police
    Make Me Smile (Come Up and See Me) - Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel
    Another Girl, Another Planet - The Only Ones

    J is for Jealousy
    Jealous Guy, Suspicious Minds, Jessie's Girl, My Best Friend's Girl etc

  • Comment number 48.

    Instantly Identifiable Intros: ~

    IRON MAN from PARANOID by BLACK SABBATH

    RADIO GNOME INVISIBLE from FLYING TEAPOT (RADIO GNOME INVISIBLE PART 1) by GONG

    BAT CHAIN PULLER from SHINY BEAST (BAT CHAIN PULLER) by CAPTAIN BEEFHEART AND THE MAGIC BAND – A cassette recording of the sound of a train going past a parked car with the windscreen wipers on recreated on guitar – instantly idendifiable.

    J is for JUNGLE

  • Comment number 49.

    identifiable

  • Comment number 50.

    Tuesday = Identifiable Intros ~

    RAINY DAY WOMEN from BLONDE ON BLONDE by BOB DYLAN

    MICKEY'S SON & DAUGHTER from THE BESTIALITY OF THE BONZO DOG BAND

    ONLY HEAVEN KNOWS from THE UNFAIRGROUND by KEVIN AYERS
    Kevin Ayers sings 'Funny how the situation changes', at the start of The Unfairground, his first album for fifteen years. How true that appears to be, given the biographical facts surrounding this formerly psychedelic, and almost mythic, ex-Soft Machine operator. Running to seed, as the story goes, in the south of France, he gets re-discovered, hauled back to the UK and a batch of new songs - recorded on the hoof in a range of locations - is conjured around Ayers' wry, addictive, but ever so slightly broken, vocals

    J = JOVIALITY

  • Comment number 51.

    IIIs...

    Hey Joe: Jimi Hendrix
    What Difference Does It Make: The Smiths
    You Really Got Me: The Kinks
    The River: Bruce Springsteen
    Layla: Eric Clapton
    Going Underground: The Jam

  • Comment number 52.

    #47
    we used to play a very childish drinking game called roxanne. Basically two teams. One takes a drink everytime he sings roxanne and the other takes a drink when he sings red light. It all starts off very tame but ends up with drink flying everywhere at the end. Ah to be a student again!

  • Comment number 53.

    #52
    I'll have some G&Ts ready in case Bryan plays it tonight!

  • Comment number 54.

    ´óÏó´«Ã½ Radio Scotland Listen Now isn't working....

  • Comment number 55.

    J is for jOURNEY!
    Hi Bryan
    Thanks for pointing out to the world that I am a woman of a certain age last night - my own fault for the cheesecloth reference!
    made me reflect on my my musical journey through life later as I drive along the 40 mph A80 listening to willie Nelson and Asleep at the Wheel on my new iphone (that love for Americana is largely your fault, B)
    I've come a long way since listening to Luxemburg on my pocket tranny under the bedclothes!
    So "journeys" could be literal travel from A to B or emotional journeys - like a horse with no name by America.
    I forgive you for the comments about being old enough to remember the start of the disco era - at least I have aged better than John Travolta!

  • Comment number 56.

    Can you play Echo Beach by Martha and the Muffins for all the lads and lasses at Tractionkiting.co.uk. Off to Tiree next weekend for some serious fun on the beaches, so would get us in the mood.

    Ruairidh in Cumbernauld

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