What can I say, what can I do, how can I tell you how much I love you?
It鈥檚 a song, as I鈥檓 sure you know, (Walking Back to Happiness) but also a heartfelt thank you.
The figures are up, the pressures off, so full steam ahead, we ai鈥檔t seen nothing yet鈥
We wake up sometimes and things are different. Sometimes I wake up and I can鈥檛 feel my toes, sometimes I wake up and my head tingles, this morning I woke up and the skin under my eye was bubbling. What the heck is going on ?
When you woke up this morning, what was your body saying to you.?
And when did this all start ?
When I was a kid鈥
鈥淚 have really bad tooth ache,鈥 said Wiglet.
鈥淚s there such a thing as really good tooth ache,鈥 said Poobe.
The two friends often started the day with such profundity. It wasn鈥檛 that they were both deep and meaningful 鈥渢hinkers,鈥 quite the opposite in fact, they both simply took things exactly as they saw them, this is why they got on so well鈥
Just had a dream that I鈥檇 bought a new push bike and I鈥檇 locked it up and then sat down to do some writing on a step nearby. My writing was interrupted by the sound of someone kicking something. It was a druggie, kicking the hell out of my brand new bike trying to loosen it from it鈥檚 chains. As he did so I could see the back wheel was beginning to buckle, I wanted to kill him鈥
You鈥檙e such a good bunch鈥
Hello there everyone.
A wholesome and heartsome weekend had I and what of you ?
Mummy Evans was bang on form with the stew again this weekend. My friends now flock to the door of the 鈥淕reat One鈥 to taste some of the legendary faire. The ones who have never had it before nearly pass out when they cnsume their first mouthful. It is truly astounding and she loves the fact that we all love it.
It鈥檚 made from a magic chicken鈥
Good good good good afternoon, welcome to the first ever remote blog 鈥
This blog is being phoned in as its perpetrator drives round the leafy winding roads of Surrey on a sunny Friday afternoon
I am currently heading back to work to the city of London having just had my arse smashed at golf by鈥
Hi Hi Hi. How are we today ?
Here鈥檚 one for you, see if you鈥檝e had the same thing happen鈥
In bed, it鈥檚 dark outside, I am so snuggled up and cosy, I love it.
Now here鈥檚 a turnip for the books. GIRL ON SOFA ALERT! A mate of mine came over for a drink and my monthly viewing of Arthur, the funniest and saddest and quietly cleverest film I know, anyways it gets to bed time and we鈥檇 鈥渂oth鈥 fallen asleep before the end. So she then fights me, not for the bed but for the sofa.
鈥淵ou always give up your bed for me.鈥
鈥淏ut you鈥檙e a girl and I really don鈥檛 mind the sofa.鈥
Anyway she wasn鈥檛 having any of it and I was dog tired so, here I am and I presume there she still is. I鈥檒l just go and check鈥
Been waiting for the kettle to boil, seemed like it was taking ages, returned to the kitchen, someone had switched it off at the wall, d鈥檕h. Needed to blog, so have resorted to a pint of water instead, much better for me anyway.
Hey would you like to see a picture ?
Get this one then, 鈥淚鈥 ended up on the sofa this morning under the itchy spare blanket again.
FEMALE FRIEND SWOOPS IN DOUBLE BED TAKE OVER COUP.
It鈥檚 all gravy.
Last night鈥
Guten tag mein leiblings.
Made pasta with meat balls in tomato sauce last night鈥hopped some sausages up, fried them off, threw in some bits of bacon, a little flamb茅 with a splash of vino rossi, in with the tomatoes, melt in some parmesan, a stock cube, salt and pepper and let the little baby simmer with a lid on for as long as you dare.
This was all fine, as was the chef鈥檚 glass of wine I was treating myself to, I was all set for a nice wholesome night in but I was going to have to pop out to buy the pasta. I had a quick look at the crossie, finished off my wine and then nipped out to the local, 鈥渨e sell everything shop,鈥 just before nine.
I got back in鈥
Last night was the BOYS ONCE A MONTH CLUB. The clue is of course in the title.
We have badges, there are three of us we鈥檙e very happy together. However disaster almost struck the club this week鈥
Know thyself.
Love thyself.
Watch Countdown.
I awake this morning with another pal on the sofa.
Having pieced together the goings on of Sunday night, I am now struggling with the tail end of last night鈥
Did it, actually did it, actually had a quiet one. Until last night that is鈥
Always a great question , from someone you like that is. This is because they鈥檙e obviously about to invite you somewhere.
I was having a drink with a pal last night and it got to eight o鈥檆lock and then he says,
鈥淲hat are you doing for the rest of the night?鈥
鈥淚鈥檓 off home for a bit of Extras and Question Time.鈥
鈥淒o you want to come to a gig?鈥
鈥溾r ok, sure why not.鈥
鈥淏rilliant, I鈥檝e got a spare ticket, we need to leave in the next half hour, is that alright.鈥
鈥漎es, that鈥檚 fine, who are we going to see by the way?鈥濃
Innocence, what is it? The ignorance of a non-sentient being, existing, knowing not why, knowing very little in fact, instinct making all the decisions
Instinct, another great word for another day
Innocence, what is it? A small child doing the most dastardly of things without conceit, without malice, without an intention to hurt.
Intent, another great word for yet another day
Innocence, what is it鈥
Who are we? Why do we exist? Procreation or recreation? My goodness me, 拢120 an hour for this.
Ever had therapy?
Did it help?
I had it for six weeks once at the behest of my first wife鈥
Looks like it鈥檚 going to be a great day break but I reckon it鈥檚 going to go off pretty soon after. Hasn鈥檛 the rain been biblical ?
Me and a couple of pals are up and at it real early, in fact we鈥檙e on our way out in just a sec.
Big K. and Marcus Marcus, both slept in the living room last night, they鈥檙e banging about in the kitchen as I write鈥
So Des is giving up COUNTDOWN eh, why on earth would he do that ?
He鈥檚 so good on it.
The great DICK WHITELEY鈥橲 shoes were a big and weird pair to fill but he鈥檚 done it brilliantly. He鈥檚 great, he looks like he鈥檚 having fun, he鈥檚 nice to the contestants, he gels with the rest of the team, the ratings are good and I鈥檝e heard the pay鈥檚 pretty handy.
So what鈥檚 the problem鈥
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