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If I've posted this twice, so sorry, but I'm new to ´óÏó´«Ã½ blog using and I'm somewhat paranoid. Anyway here's the link.

This chef is quite strange

hey russell

have you ever heard of, or seen, the cheese rolling event in Gloucestershire? it is as nuttier than it sounds. here's the official website



this years event has been cancelled, not because of how dangerous it is, but because its become too popular

if you want to see how crazy people have to be to take part, take a look at these highlights from last year

I recently started work as a midday break supervisor at my childrens' primary school. The best thing that's happened this week is that a little girl saw us on the way home, waved and shouted "Hello Dinner Man!!" :)

I don't know whether you've seen this but it made me laugh rather hard;


always fun to creatively vadalise some political posters eh? :)

I don’t know if you want to use this but it made me laugh. ‘Elvis fan convicted of cruelty to pigs’ was on a board outside a shop in Skipton to advertise a paper.

Yes the NHS strikes again...

Heard the one about the truck and the clio? Mashing time!

yay that was me! eventhough he got my name wrong :( love you russell

Russell............

if you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?


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another question,


What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?

What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?


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If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who would it be and why/

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Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.


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hi to Russell and all the good news team

the Devon German sheppard rescue has a dog in need of help so a young singer named Tamsin Ball is holding a concert for him, it's called "eyes for George" George was my brother's dog but with 6 young children to look after they couldn't afford the £3,000 to £4,000 needed to pay for his treatment so Devon GSD rescue now have George and will rehome him when his treatment is finished. I would like to raise awearness for George's story. The website is www.devongsdrescue.org.uk .if you think ths is worthy cause maybe you could mention it in the show i would be eternally grateful.

Many thanks xxx keep up the good work

Here is one I found hilarious:



hope you use it :)

The government is even starting to mess with google :)
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hi russell

would you more like too ride a bike for 100 miles or run 50 miles and happy 30th brithday for monday


hope you anwser
:)

Russell,

out of all the stand up you've done, what type of jokes have got the best reaction and have you ever said a joke that was embarrassing because it didn't get any laughs?

thanks for following me.

Emma :) x

Hi Russell...
If you could travel back in time, where would you go and what would you do???

Also...I'm still at school and I have to start thinking on a career choice. I want to sing and act but I have a really bad case of the nerves.
Do you get nervous on stage??? What do you do to get rid off it???

Love you and your show. Can't wait till it starts.

Gemma xxx

I really liked the 'funny test answers' you did lest year, so i looked up some of my own, you might wasnt to check them out;







hope this helps!

Hey russ i have a friend who has the funniest story in existance...
listen to this...

He bought a chicken because he wanted the eggs but i didnt lay any... turns out it was a cockrel... anyway so his girlfriends tells him to get rid of it... and than she says why dont you kill it we can have it for lunch sometime.. he says no... she questions his manhood and then he agrees to kill it.. so he's there in the garden all ready with the axe and everything and he cant bring himself to do it.
so he walks half a mile away from his house with the chicken under his arm, to some field near his house... then he lets the chicken free.. walks all the way to the butchers near his home and buys a fresh chicken around the same size... and he walks home wanting to pass it off as the one they had before...so he stands outside his door and knocks on it.. then he hears a rustling in the bushes behind him and when he turns round the chicken is there looking up at him.. when his girlfriend opens the door she couldent belive her eyes.....

i have another but.... i wanna see if you like this one first..so..
oh and if you do read it out..tell em it was from Angel will ya...
PEACE OUT *-*

hi russ....angel again..erm the other story was this...

my friend when he was little, had his mum and his step dad living in one house and his real dad in another.. and for christmas his real dad gave him some hazelnut cookies for santa... and he goes over to his mums house and leaves them out for santa then goes to bed... his mum and step-dad deside santas not coming and eat them themselfs..not knowing they have nuts in, they eat them...but his step-dad has a nut allergy....and when the kid wakes up insted of finding presents under the tree he finds his step-dad blown up like a balloon....

Think you might think this article is unbelievably hilarious!!!!!!

"Aberdeen engineer tried to slap policewoman with privates"

To Russell,
I was just watching your programme and thought of a good story that would be good to put at the end of the it, its about a leamington solider Captain Wayne Owers that served in Afghanistan in the bomb disposal unit with 4 other servicemen, over a sixth month period he disarmed 82 IED's. He is being awarded the Queen's Gallantry Medal. Miraculously, Captain Owers escaped unharmed when everyone in his team suffered horrendous injuries. Inspirational!

The article itself is not funny at all, it is very serious, but the author's name is horribly inappropriate.

how about putting something on from inept robbers


If you could say its from the ivy project Dartmoor jail breakers

banned German Sprite Advert:

Surely "The Times" could have given this news item about the Pope being at the centre of a Vatican abuse cover up to a different reporter in Berlin...

The reporter is aptly named as "Roger Boyes" !!!

I claim my £5 please. Jolian you can have 50p of it :).

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volcanos in iceland, whats next? earthquakes in tesco...

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