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Hello russel have u heard about that prince william is gettin married

Can't wait. :D Love his show. :)

Hahaha still find this funny and i was there, thank you sooo soo much for such an unbelievably funny night, had us in stiches. And definatly the best comedian around!!
loving the new haircut ;)
Em x

Like the hat, not as groovy as mine though, looked like you had a couple plaits - strangely attractive.

Ps I am poor, can I have some cheese please?

lol "wearing a hat" ... Has completely normal convo about a 700 year old vampire, then at the end... aaannnndddd *takes hat off* my mum cut my hair! :D this made me giggle.

excellent very funny and very clever. cant wait to see in march. keep up the good work.

you sound a little like Andrew Lawrence. XD who by the way is also an amazing comedian!

I think your ace, no matter how bad I feel or what is going on in my life I always look forward to thursday's and laugh so hard I almost pee my pant's he he

I think that certainly deserves a place on Good News, I've abused the replay button more times than I care to count and I'm still nearly wetting myself laughing at those 13 seconds of pure genius.

Izy Jude : i really agree that clip is hilarious so funny in fact am crying! xx

If you are stunned about the queen having facebook she also has twitter this is the web address [Unsuitable/Broken URL removed by Moderator] my name is Becky Williams From Shrewsbury and i watch the show all the time i love it.

Just read a about a gay couple getting married on a flight to NY. The pilot briefly flew over Canadian air space (where gay marriage is legal) so that the couple could have a recognised marrige. The Captain of Virgin America Flight 28 which left fron San Francisco who married the couple.

Should be in the show:D

Just watched the show. I was in the audience on tuesday, and I can't believe you didn't show the story of the Brian Blessed Sat Nav! That was bloody brilliant! But otherwise, great show. Still made me laugh ;)

Russell...
Legend.
Gorgeous.
Amazing.
Hilarious.
But Enough About Me Lets Talk About The Show ;)
Haha I Joke You Are DEFFO Everything I'v Just Said Not Me Haha I Totally Think Your Amazing Deffo Best Comedian Out There I Totally Need Money To Come And See You!! Hahaa :)
Love Charlotte Mwahhh Xx

i held in a poo for 30 mins to watch this

Dara's not going to be happy with you Russell...:D

Fantastic show, wish this show could be on every week. Also got the DVD of the first series--when is the second series going to be out on DVD, or is it already?

Russ, have you noticed that the Lib Dems have just elected a party president who looks like the splitting image of The Master from Doctor Who?

Vote Saxon! :D Lots of Doctor Who fans in the Lib Dems.

Check at this Good News Story:

Hay guys loved the show last night i was laughing my head of about the Irish gonna give cheese to needy people :L :L good one

This was in the Daily Star yestarday and i know how much you love the Queen so this might be interesting. xx

"Mobile phone users can now log on to see what happens every time the toilets are used at Buckingham Palace.The Flushtracker aspp, launched by cleaning brand Domestos, allows users to follow flushes along 360,00 miles of sewers in the UK.It also covers South Africa and Ireland.A Spokesman for Flushtrackers said: "It's fun,but serious side is to raise awareness of World Toilet Day tomorro(Today) as 40% of the worlds population lack access to basic sanitaion.

Hey Russell, love the show. Take a look at this advert which has appeared in the south of England, but not in my native North-East, I think you'll see why:

Not sure if this is the right place to post this... but check out this good news story. An artist's 90+ year old grandmother was depressed, so he turned her into a superhero to cheer her up!Turns out she hid people from the Nazis so she really is a hero.

Got the story from this link which includes awesome pictures:

What a coincidence! My three-year-old came home from Nursery two days ago talking about "Noddy Cheeses". Turns out he was talking about the Baby Jesus. Great minds think alike Russell. I haven't laughed so much as I did in both cases for a very long time.

Well, here's something for your show. They're are GAY VULTURES!!!

baby monkey going backwards on a pig....enough said.

Russell please make comedy magic with this story ...

My son has been very shocked by Lord Young's comments about the recession -

something i would like to be on the show:




ps ive got the meerkats book and its jokes

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i seen russell howard making fun of tiger wood and some people did buy your own tigers wood [Unsuitable/Broken URL removed by Moderator]

I do really like your show, you have such great talent. However, what you mention about the Korean news with cartoons for episode 5.It is definitely NOT Korean News~! It's is Chinese~ cos, they speaking in Chinese not Korean. Korea do not make that kind of News Ever. Also, Korea is not China, like Britian is not France. Please, check it carefully before you broadcasting it.

Loved the show, laughed throughout

Just found this /news/world-us-canada-11801309

Dance crew headed to TV show sparks New York terror scare

I think you should use this for your good news section. It is a charity set up by a teenager who discovered they had cancer. Its a really great story and i think there should be more recognition of this charity.

Looooooooooved it :) but you know it was amazing anyways!!!! :D
ALSO ur new hair it cool HOWEVER i like it longish like when you did the dingledodies tour :D :D You looked amazing :)
ANYWAYS i am tired so nighty night Mr Howard ;]
God Bless
Izzy x

what you referred as Korean news was in fact Chinese. Please correct or make an announcement of apology.

You didn't check with Dara on the accent then? Anyway, there's more happening in the Irish news at the moment to keep up with. Turns out a mixing alcohol and painkillers could work out either way. Check these two out:

i love the show russell its so funny XX

As has been mentioned by a few other users, the cartoon news story on Monahan was in fact a Chinese news clip, and not Korean. It would be helpful if the ´óÏó´«Ã½ could verify such things before putting them out for the nation, and if possible apologise for the incorrect statement - China and Korea are two very different countries! The ´óÏó´«Ã½ ought to know better. Otherwise, great show as always!

this story made me laugh check it out

this is so funni you have to watch all of it :) x

for heat magazine's weird crush i agree what is GO Compare guy doing on there. You i would agree with

russel have you heard the pope says it ok to weae CONDOMS

60k worth of Marmite stolen... just thought it was funny, can imagine the theives coming out of the warehouse with thousands of jars

Regarding the Pope and condoms:



What would a Pope endorsed condom be marketed as?

"Curex - because if you have AIDS its a miracle you need!"

Wish I was a duck. How does weed get rid of worms tho? The ducks must have got high then started chatting some shit about god and the universe and as everyone knows - worms hate shit chat so they bail.

i'v got that superdry hoodie :D
love the hat russell :)

Russell THE HAIR !!!! WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU DONE !

were joking , we love it ;)



Random question but Shauna and Megan are going to your shhow at the M.E.N on the 4th of febuary and on the D.V.D's and stuff when people ask questions at the end,we want to make ourselves known to you ;) but what would be sutiable question to ask you, we dont want you to hate us for ever and think that were queer :S

please tell us !


Shauna (Shaunii) Megz & Scarlett
x

No idea where else to put this... thought you should know, there is a shocked face to rival shocked cat:

Enjoy! (You're amaze) XXX

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look at this apparently he is the worlds largest (and maybe weirdest) harry potter fan

UPDATE TO RUGBY PLAYER STORY!

Joel Monogahan has now signed for the ... the Warrington Wolves



What gets better, a every match, a favourite pass time with the crowd, their mascot "Wolfie" has something differnt written on his underpants, which he reveals upon chants of "Wolfie, show us ur a***, Wolfie, Wolfie, show us ur a***"



Warringtons fierce local rivals, St Helens, and yep their mascot "Boots"...is a St Bernards dog...

hey Russell I was watchin' da news and i've got A story that you'll love, it's a conversation about some kid who gets in trubble for callin' 999 and reportin' dat his snow man is gone missin' any way can't wait tell your show tonight i watch it on fridays and saterdays for daa stand up i totaally love you show kep it up, man

ahahahahhaha, look what my sister just 'stumbledupon';



just reminded us of this, to be honest :L