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The Tenth Commandment of The Archers

Previously Archers listeners on and came up with for new listeners.

But what of the 10th? Deep breath... here we go... Disclaimer: We may have cheated a little here...

10.1 Verily thou shalt never doubt the true and actual existence of Ambridge

鈥 or shalt thou?

10.2 Thou shalt not enter the Ambridge wormhole, for therein lieth insanity

10.3 Thou shalt brace thyself for the sudden return of thy Sunday morning breakfast

10.4 Indulge not in unsettling thoughts of Sid and Jolene

10.5 Thou shalt threaten loved ones with real and actual violence for sullying The Archers with their nonsense

10.6 Thou shalt time thy evening meal accordingly

10.7 Forget not Stir Up Sunday

10.8 Know thy silage

10.9 Thou shalt listen again on a Sunday and tweet along

10.10 Give thyself up to addiction