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We know what you did in Brighton, Toby.
So when pressed by Pip, Toby revealed that he had to dash off to Brighton to <insert implausible excuse here>.
Of course we know better don't we, listeners? We know exactly what Toby's been getting up to...
1. Bonking
2. ... his boyfriend?
3. Wife
Best guess is a mad wife (a la Mrs Rochester) who he will never be free of. Something like that. [Liz Granirer on ]
4. Love child
He has a child by former girlfriend he visits.... I can't stand him so want him and Pip to split up but then there's Jill saying I told you so ... [Sandra O'Loughlin on ]
5. Loan Sharks and Illicit Substances
Prison for that lad at some point methinks. [Colin Andrew Hendrie on ]
6. Ooh... they should write a book about this one...
7. Two timing鈥� with Brighton Amateur Dramatics? The absolute bounder!
8. Probation visit
9. Jill took out a hit on him
10. Unless it's the other way round (which would mean that Jill was right all along...)
He's checking up with his great aunt Grace (who escaped from that fire) and their plans to plot Jill's downfall and bring Brookfield into Fairbrother hands. [Christine Loy on ]
11. His Brighton Drag Review
12. Having it off with Miranda
He's Miranda's toy boy - that's why she rushed off half way through the Panto - realised he wasn't there and that she'd missed his text to say he'd booked a suite at the Ship when he heard she wasn't going skiing! [Magda Biran on ]
14. Orphaned panda sanctuary
14. Mob grazing The Lanes
15. Hazel Woolley's toy boy
He's Hazel Woolley's toy boy and gets a summons every now and again to sate her whims... [Jane Schofield on ]
16. He just happens to really like ice-cream, OK? Why all the suspicion?
