First of all very many thanks to everyone who thought this worthy of a reply - 122 comments so far, even if ten of them did break the House Rules. And despite the fact that more than half the comments seemed designed to prosecute the various nats vs anti-nats disputes, there were some very good entries.
I know that by ranking them in order of my personal preference I am inviting a good (virtual) kicking. My criteria was, as I made clear, for 30 words describing Cornwall in much the same way that Orwell tried to describe England in The Lion & The Unicorn. Some of you might need to check the word-count feature on your computers, although where I think you've actually tried to enter into the spirit of the game I've simply selected the first 30 words.
Here goes:
1. At 08:35am on 08 Nov 2010, Dave the rave wrote:
Pasties, beaches, Eden, sea, sun, cliff tops, happy people, long summers, Truro cathedral, Fish & Chips, moors, farms, tin mines, Humphrey Davey, Lands End, merry maidens, Minack, Tamar bridge.
2. At 02:39am on 07 Nov 2010, Rialobran wrote:
Cornwall: A Picasso, beautifully framed (the coast/ Tamar) with a canvass full of colour and vibrance, that you can't quite make out, or put into words that give credit.
3. At 09:18am on 12 Nov 2010, Andrew Jacks wrote:
Within the boulders in a sun-baked rock pool a grand-dad can be seen standing up to his knees, lifting the net to an eager grand-daughter who awaits the next haul.
4. At 13:22pm on 10 Nov 2010, youngcornwall wrote:
The tourist trade the life blood
pumping through Cornish vein
seed sown on departure of the
Paddington to Penzance train.
5. At 10:12am on 07 Nov 2010, Mike Chappell wrote:
To my beloved Kernow
As solid as rocky Carn it is
As deep as Dozmary Pool
As plain as the surf on the sea it is
The love I have for you
6. At 10:42am on 08 Nov 2010, AccurateChronometer wrote:
The Celtic Nation and Duchy Of Cornwall - a land next to England, like Scotland and Wales, whose language is redacted and denied expression by the ´óÏó´«Ã½.
7. At 08:37am on 10 Nov 2010, Peter Tregantle wrote:
I look around the Cornwall I love
A joyful society
On the internet
I see radicals with nothing better to do
To Emmet's everywhere
Cornwall is a serene English Shire
8. At 15:54pm on 13 Nov 2010, Rialobran wrote:
On a rock strewn shore, on a storm filled night,
a ship is led by the wreckers light.
with wealth to spread, throughout the land,
and nothing for the Duke, and his greedy hand.
In this land of giants, saints and sinners,
For once the English, aren't amongst the winners.
9. At 12:20pm on 07 Nov 2010, Slimslad wrote:
"Next to Devon.Like Somerset"
And finally this one, despite being way over 30 words, if only for the image of firm hands fondling...
10. At 14:31pm on 12 Nov 2010, CJenkin wrote:
This a view that epitomises Cornwall for me:
Pro-Cornish but not anti anyone else ...
"Hail to the Homeland "
Hail to the Homeland,
Great bastion of the free,
Hear now thy children
Proclaim their love for thee.
Ageless thy splendour,
Undimmed the Celtic flame.
Proudly our souls reflect
The glory of thy name.
Sense now the beauty,
The peace of Bodmin Moor,
Ride with the breaker
Towards the Sennen shore.
Let firm hands fondle
The boulders of Trencrom,
Sing with all fervour, then
The great Trelawny song.
Hail to the Homeland,
Of Thee we are a part.
Great pulse of freedom
In every Cornish heart,
Prompt us and guide us,
Endow us with thy power,
Lace us with liberty
To face this changing hour.
Sorry there are no prizes, but you know how it is...and thanks again for taking part. If you want to keep it going, feel free to do so on this thread.